
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Hey, Duuuuuuuuuuude...
Some years back, as a bit of a joke one of my friends got me officially ordained in some quickie-online church. Yes, I am officially and legally a minister of some church or another. I should track down the certificate and frame the damned thing.
Anyway, if you too want the power to officiate at weddings, put one of those nifty little "Clergy" signs in your car window, and have all the other dubious benefits of being a legal minister, but are just a little too laid back to go to the effort to find an online church and get ordained, here's what you need:
The Church of the Latter-Day Dude.
Now, let's do this like an official church - I want a % of all money you get for officiating as a Dudeist priest. I have ministry expenses, you know.
Jim Downey

















The best thing about the ordination.
It's great for humbling hardcore fundamentalists. Once they think your a priest their afraid to argue with you cause god might strick them down or something.
Is this the one you were ordained in?
Universal Life Church
I met a guy at work who was ordained in this. He said if you resister with the local officials then you could perfom weddings and such. I thought about doing it but haven't yet.
Universal Life Church
Thats the one I'm ordained under.
ordination
To do the weddings you need a certificate from the department of health (i think) costs about $40.
Yup.
Yup. Bless you my child. ;)
Brother Brent!
Yeah, I think that was the one I was ordained under, too.
You know, Brother Brent, given that the substantial content of the site is religion-oriented (*cough*), and you and I are ministers, you might actually be able to make a solid case for it being a NFP, and with whatever tax benefits might accrue to the cost of running the site...
Jim Downey
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Reverend Brent
I am a licensed Reverend in the State of Arizona. I will most likely be marrying my little brother and his fiancée later this year.
Yup. Reverend Rasmussen has a nice ring to it. I should start a church for freethinkers and grab the tax break!
Dudeism
The Dudeism website is pretty funny. I had some friends (musician types) back in college that became ministers in something called the Church of the Sub-Genius. It was more of a religion spoof than a religion. They put signs all over campus and had their own language about slack, pinks and yeti. Very entertaining from my pov, but some of the religious groups got upset about it. Sounds like what you are talking about Jim.