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R.A.H. would smile.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 16, 2008 - 9:59am.Yeah, ol' Robert would get a chuckle out of this news item:
Robotic suit could usher in super soldier era
Rex Jameson bikes and swims regularly, and plays tennis and skis when time allows. But the 5-foot-11, 180-pound software engineer is lucky if he presses 200 pounds — that is, until he steps into an "exoskeleton" of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times.
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Jameson — who works for robotics firm Sarcos Inc. in Salt Lake City, which is under contract with the U.S. Army — is helping assess the 150-pound suit's viability for the soldiers of tomorrow. The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifying it.
The Army believes soldiers may someday wear the suits in combat, but it's focusing for now on applications such as loading cargo or repairing heavy equipment. Sarcos is developing the technology under a two-year contract worth up to $10 million, and the Army plans initial field tests next year.
Wait - I thought drugs were bad?
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 15, 2008 - 11:32am.Isn't the whole premise of the War on Some Drugs that you should only use drugs for a medical condition, not just for fun or convenience? Well, then, how about this?
The U.S. government has injected hundreds of foreigners it has deported with dangerous psychotropic drugs against their will to keep them sedated during the trip back to their home country, according to medical records, internal documents and interviews with people who have been drugged.
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Such episodes are among more than 250 cases The Washington Post has identified in which the government has, without medical reason, given drugs meant to treat serious psychiatric disorders to people it has shipped out of the United States since 2003 -- the year the Bush administration handed the job of deportation to the Department of Homeland Security's new Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, known as ICE.
Well, glad that's settled.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 13, 2008 - 5:49pm.You may have heard - the Vatican has said that it is OK to believe in E.T. No, not that silly puppet, but actual aliens, "our brothers" (like this kind?):
VATICAN CITY - Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican's chief astronomer said in an interview published Tuesday.
The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, was quoted as saying the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.
"How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said. "Just as we consider earthly creatures as 'a brother,' and 'sister,' why should we not talk about an 'extraterrestrial brother'? It would still be part of creation."
Because - I shit you not -
Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom, he said.
When would you go?
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 13, 2008 - 6:17am.So, I'm curious - given some kind of time-travel technology, what would you like to witness from the past? Let's say that something about the technology prohibits you from interacting with the past - all you can do is passively watch/listen.
And note I said "from the past", not "from history", because while I would want to see some of the famous events, I think I would actually more like to see little things that seldom show up in history books. Like the building of our house (go down to the "Hurst John" house second from the bottom). Or maybe something from my childhood, since I remember so little of it. Sure, everyone would want to resolve some of the mysteries from history, and to witness specific events, but it's more interesting to hear what personal moments of the time would attract your attention.
When would you go?
Jim Downey
(Cross posted to Communion of Dreams.)
Been hosed lately?
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.Just curious - how are gas prices in your neck of the woods?
It's $3.599 here in central Missouri, and has jumped about $.40 in the last month.
Jim Downey
Eating Humble Pie.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 12, 2008 - 7:39am.In response to the previous story out of Humble, a friend sent me this old item:
Church members claim local pastor ruined them financially
Called by God, or called by greed?
That's the question facing W. David Gilliam, pastor of the Houston Temple of Judah, in Humble.
It's a question being asked by both his former followers, and outside business vendors who all claim the preacher took them for thousands of dollars.
Gee, such a surprise. Because:
"And he said I promise you sister I'll pay it back, and I said OK, being a man of God I trusted him,” Bray said.
Yup. He claimed to be a 'man of God'. That right there should have been the tip-off. If not that, then this sort of shake-down should have done it:
Bray said it felt like the pulpit was being used for personal profit, especially when it came to the church offerings.
Now: Talk with corpses.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 11, 2008 - 8:51pm.I have been talking to the dead for my entire life and after 6 years of research I have perfected a new technique that, under ideal conditions, is more than 73% successful.
My objective is to use this new site to share my technique so that others too may talk to the dead.
More than 73% successful! Woo-hoo!
But the website will make you crazy. Just sayin'.
OK, so I couldn't resist posting about corpses again this weekend. I tried - almost made it - but just couldn't quite. I know, I'm weak.
I wonder, do they make a patch for that? Shots that help you quit?
Jim Downey
(Via MeFi.)
In other corpse-related news . . .
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 9, 2008 - 6:28pm.OK, the story of the three teenagers using a skull as a bong wasn't *exactly* the usual fare for UTI. In an effort to make up for that, I bring you this news item:
Kids, mom lived with 90-year-old's corpse for weeks in Wis.
MADISON, Wis. - Two children and their mother lived for about two months with the decaying body of a 90-year-old woman on the toilet of their home's only bathroom, on the advice of a religious "superior" who claimed the corpse would come back to life, authorities said Friday.
he children — a 15-year-old girl and a 12-year-old boy — cried hysterically Wednesday after a deputy who came to their Necedah home looking for Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth ordered them out because of the stench from her body.
The children were in foster care Friday. Their mother, Tammy Lewis, and self-described "bishop" Alan Bushey remained in custody on felony counts of being a party to causing mental harm to a child.
Mental harm? That would be the religious indoctrination, right? You know, this part:
Pump me, Jesus
Submitted by frankmoorman on May 9, 2008 - 8:03am.So in addition to the gas lines some may remember from the '70s, are we going to get gas-prayer circles as well?
http://cunningrealist.blogspot.com/2008/05/faith-based-fill-ups.html
I just hope nobody wants to start saging while they're pumping.
Houston, we have a problem.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 9, 2008 - 7:43am.Man, I thought I did a lot of crazy shit when I was a stoned adolescent:
3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.
"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.
Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.
"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."
Yeah, that's usually a dead give-away. So to speak.
Jim Downey
The Big G is in all our lives....cardinal O'Connor says so
Submitted by TFowl on May 8, 2008 - 6:53pm.I am so pleased to find out red bird O'Connor has declared his respect for agnostics and atheists.
The Archbishop of Westminster has urged Christians to treat atheists and agnostics with "deep esteem".
Of course he F'd it up by then unleashing the BS propaganda.....
"I want to encourage people of faith to regard those without faith with deep esteem because the hidden God is active in their lives as well as in the lives of those who believe."
Um....I'm not sure what to say to this....how about "Shut the F up old man"
It's unfortunate there isn't a hell for the likes of red bird O'Connor and pope Ratz. So how big does a religion have to be to lose cult status?
More wreckage of my past
Submitted by Steve James on May 8, 2008 - 11:12am.My very first blog post, from that other, dead blog.
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Let's start with who I am. Good question. If I knew that, why would I need a blog?
Of course, I don't actually need one, do I ? I mean, this is my first entry. So presumably I do actually know the answer. It stands to reason.
I suppose I'll have to just let anyone who happens to read this decide who I am over time. Don't say I didn't warn you, because I didn't, and so I know that, Captain Obvious.
I'm a degreed person, which means I have successfully completed university studies. Unlike many people, I mean that--completed. I have no wish to return. Many people I know continually talk about returning to further their education. It makes me wonder what they've been doing. Life is certainly an education if you're paying attention at all.
They also frequently express a belief that I, too, should further my education. Go back to school, get another degree, get a PhD, become a lawyer or a doctor--do something with yourself.
Wreckage from a previous blog, recovered
Submitted by Steve James on May 8, 2008 - 11:05am.Once upon a time, I had a Xanga blog. Why, I'm not sure. Today I went back and decided to delete it, but I wanted to keep a few of the posts, even though they are long out of date. So I'm posting some here. Likely, since the site was just about inaccessible, nobody has ever read them. Although the same is likely true here, of course. I will store the movie reviews somewhere, since they're from 2005 or so, and drop some of the more general observations here. Like this one:
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Pretty much everybody thinks life sucks, at least in that internal non-objective part of themselves that keeps looking at the best imagined possibility. Everyone. Hugh Hefner may be the lone exception, but he probably has his bitter moments, too.
Will we, or won't we?
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.So - simple question: do you think that the US will launch some kind of significant attack against Iran sometime before the elections in November?
I ask because for months this has been the supposed plan - and there are indications that the information coming out of Iraq seems to be setting up justification for taking this action.
Personally, I think that it would be nearly suicidal for us to do so for a whole bunch of reasons. But almost nothing that the Bush Administration might do could surprise me at this point, no matter how stupid.
So, will we, or won't we?
Jim Downey
Some good things about being an athiest
Submitted by MandyU on May 7, 2008 - 6:14am.If only it were true.
It does free up quite a lot of time on Sunday or Saturday or Friday night for you, so atheist weekends are longer.
Confession Time: Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Hearts of Men?
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 6, 2008 - 10:01am.OK, the previous editions of "Confession Time" have been fairly light-hearted and fun. The rules were simple:
Confess to a guilty pleasure you have within that topic, and explain why it makes you feel guilty.
But I'm going to be serious this time. Because I am angry. Very angry.
I don't get angry often. Oh, I get ticked about this or that, annoyed at someone's behaviour (including my own), sometimes really pissed off. And on those occasions I can be a grump, muttering about what I would like to see happen to the thing/individual/world that has gotten my ire. But true anger - the sort of thing that makes me sit down, shut up, and coldly start planning what I am going to do next - that's very, very rare.
Trolling for Jesus.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 4, 2008 - 12:36pm.So, I popped over to PZ's place to check out what was happening, and in the latest thread found a perfect gem of someone trolling for Jesus:
And this blog confirms what I have found in almost every atheist blog I've visited: atheists lose their moral foundation, when they jetison God, and eventually end up foul-mouthed, pornographic, hate-filled, humorless individuals. It's because the mind can't actually cope with the implications of atheism. The personality begins to deteriortate. It's a mentally unhealthy state of mind. PZ Myers simple confirms it.
Yes, I'd definitely have to say that PZ Myers is the perfect example of how your mind deteriorates when you become an atheist. Definitely.
Anyway, out of a somewhat perverse curiosity I clicked over to the Troll's Home. And found out that:
Our specific mission is to fight the spread of atheism in society...
The Rule of Death
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 4, 2008 - 7:48am.I'm not quite sure what to make of this new comic I stumbled upon via MeFi, but at least the start of the thing is rather interesting. Kind of a Zombie Western thing going, about a fellow who decides that he doesn't really want to be dead. That this decision comes following his funeral is a bit of a problem for the local townsfolk . . .
Anyway, start with The Decision, and go from there. The Table of Contents lists six episodes so far.
Enjoy. Or not. Your decision.
Jim Downey
(Cross posted to Communion of Dreams.)
Seven virgins.
Submitted by Jim Downey on May 3, 2008 - 8:25am.Well, the Church of All Worlds, it ain't:
Former follower: Sect leader wanted to sleep with teenagers
CLAYTON, N.M. - For 16 years, he followed a man who calls himself Michael, finally settling along with other families on a former ranch in a remote corner of New Mexico.
There were red flags along the way, but John Sayer didn't break away from the apocalyptic church until late 2005.
Michael "said God told him that he was supposed to sleep with seven virgins," recalled Sayer, 36. Two were to be Sayer's daughters, then 14 and 15.
OK, the cheap shot here would be to bash all religions as being about power and exploitation. And I don't go in for cheap shots - I'm better than that.
Because I don't think that is true. However, the magical thinking usually associated with religion makes believers more susceptible to power games and exploitation by crazies and con men.


















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