It's Carlin's world, we just live in it

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I was intrigued to see that Carlinism has taken the lead in the new religions survey, particularly since earlier this evening I was flipping through Napalm and Silly Putty, when I came across this passage, in his list of major perpetrators of bullshit.

Calling religion the Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told, he continues, "Think about it: religion has actually convinced people--many of them adults--that there's an invisible man who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And who has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.

"And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place ... where he will send you to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever, till the end of time. But he loves you!

"He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money. He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but somehow ... he just can't handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!"

I'll miss him, but I'm glad I have his books.

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