Capt. Moroni and the "Men on a Mission" calendar.

Jim Downey's picture

A male model wearing a kilt of black vinyl strips, a red belt with a gold buckle and little else is flexing his muscles amid fake oil derricks and Roman columns in a photo studio. All chiseled pectorals and tanned thighs, he is playing Captain Moroni, a battlefield hero in the Book of Mormon who rallied troops with the Title of Liberty banner.

Chad Hardy, who is running the photo shoot, adjusts the model's kilt. Captain Moroni lifts his chin, grips a sword and hoists the banner.

Sounds like some kind of bad gay porn shoot, doesn't it? Actually, it's the opening from an LA Times piece on the controversy over the "Men on a Mission" series of calendars. The creator of the calendars, Chad Hardy, has been excommunicated from the church, which he welcomes - sales of his calendar shot up after the controversy & excommunication became news. Whether this was a principled decision on his part, or a cynical manipulation of the master manipulators themselves in the Mormon church I'll leave you to decide for yourself.

Either way, the um, exposure, can only help point out some of the sillier aspects of Mormonism. And for that I wish Hardy good fortune with his enterprise.

Jim Downey

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chanson's picture

So the LDS church excommunicates this guy

And not the guy who wrote the torture memo? Apparently they're more willing to forgive those Mormons implicated in torture...

wantobe's picture

Are you sure you want to go there?

Be careful, Jim. Throwing words like "silly" around about the Mormons can get you in trouble. Remember, according to South Park, it was the Mormons who had it right all along!

Rob Miles
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There are only 10 types of people in the world;
those who understand binary and those who don't.

ML's picture

Eye candy with a sour taste?

I think I'll get my chiseled hunks in calendars that put their money towards a good cause.

Although it sounds like Captain Moroni would be a perfect addition to the cast of Krod Mandoon.

Jim Downey's picture

What the hell?

Krod Mandoon??? Is this a sick little addiction you want to confess? Do we need another "Confession Time?"

Jim Downey

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ML's picture

I love a man who knows how to wield.......

You're just jealous because Krod has a Flaming Sword of Fire, and you don't.

(And apparently it's really fire, not CGI. Now that I could see you doing.)

Jim Downey's picture

Oh. Really?

A Flaming Sword of Fire? How cool is that!

(And you know me too damned well.)

Jim Downey

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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.

Brent Rasmussen's picture

Erm...

*looks down* *scuffs foot*

ML's picture

Yeah, we know you're only watching Aneka.........

I just want to see whether you or Jim create a home-grown Flaming Sword of Fire first. y;)

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