Cures what ails ya.

Jim Downey's picture

Man, with all the wonderful things this stuff is supposed to do, I'm sure we'll soon see it being sold in health-food stores all around the US. For now, you can only get it in Japan, it seems:

Promotes cellular metabolism; works from deep within to produce a firm, moist complexion; contains 30,000 mg of 100% undiluted horse-origin placenta. Realizes luxuriantly beautiful skin.

Replenishes nourishment to physically fatigued or exhausted bodies. Having no overt aroma the fresh flavor is easy to drink.

100% undiluted horse-origin placenta?? Yum!

Jim Downey

(Via MeFi.)

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Johnny Vector's picture

Don't tell me

This is sold by the Evil League of Evil, right?

Poor Bad Horse!

Brent Rasmussen's picture

It's A Coup!

It's a coup! I think it was probably Professor Normal! He's... too normal, if you know what I mean.

Jim Downey's picture

Curse you, Brent!

. . . for posting that link. I didn't know about the Horrible Wiki. There goes the next hour.

Jim Downey

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Hank Fox's picture

Uh ...

And they discovered this miracle rejuvenative property ... how?

Hey, if horse placenta does this for your skin, what does horse testicle do to your ...? — well, you know, some of your other parts. (For some reason, I'm thinking of that "I'll buy that for a dollar!" guy from the RoboCop movies.)

Oh, wait, you have to DRINK the horse placenta? Yuck. Count me out.

cognitive dissident's picture

sorry...

...but I'll have to vote NEIGH on this idea!

Jim Downey's picture

And of course,

while this product can spur you on to more productivity, one of the side effects is that it can make you a little hoarse.

Jim Downey

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