Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Here be dragons.*
Man, this is what happens when religious kooks try to understand technology:
Title: ARE YOU PREPARED IF THE ILLUMINATI STAGES A FAKE RAPTURE OF THE TRUE CHRISTIAN CHURCH?
Subtitle: The Illuminati now claims to have the technical capability to stage the Rapture, they might just carry it out in order to throw extreme panic, confusion, and despair into the hearts of genuine Christians just before their beloved Antichrist arises.
Would you be ready?
The New World Order is coming! Are you ready? Once you understand what this New World Order really is, and how it is being gradually implemented, you will be able to see it progressing in your daily news!!
The crazy! It BURNS!!!
Blue Beam Project and the Fake Rapture
There has been something “revealed” called the Blue Beam Project, which is reputed to be a governmental conspiracy to promote the New World Order. So, if still true, how successful would it be?
These are the essentials:
1. Hoaxed ‘Discoveries’ to convince people that science disproves religious beliefs
2. The Big Space Show in the Sky – fake rapture with possible alien intervention to protect earthlings. These will be projected from satellites onto the sodium layer (“chemtrails”) about 60 miles above the earth. We see tests every once in a while, but they are called UFOs and ‘flying saucer’ sightings.
3. Artificial Thought & Communication - Each religion’s “god” will speak as a hologram to its people in their own language. Telepathic and electronically augmented two-way communication, such-as ELF, VLF and LF waves will reach each person from within his or her own mind, convincing each of them that their own god is speaking to them from the very depths of their own soul.
There's more. But read it at your own risk. Or you might wind up being one of these people on whom the NEW WORLD ODOR is testing this stuff.
Wow. Same planet. Different realities.
Jim Downey
* Curiously, I am currently working on a nice Venetian edition of Ovid's Metamorphoses that is about the same age as the Lenox Globe. And I have a stack of Early American maps waiting for my attention, as well. Perhaps this is why I thought of this phrase. Anyway, via MeFi.
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the sodium layer?
Almost everything else had a weird sense of context, linked to one weird tin-hat idea to another. But 'the sodium layer'? What bit of pseudo-wack-science did that come from??
In for a Penny, In for a Pound
I really give these guys credit. They take irrational thinking to its logical conclusion (while at the same time exemplifying illogical thought, truly amazing).
If one can believe that a invisible deity (god) intentionally fakes the fossil record to force us to ignore rational conclusions about the origin of species, to be consistent, one must then accept that another invisible intelligence (satan) must be able to fake the second coming of the deity to get us to ignore that. In the same token, if you accept a deity that will sentence you to eternal torture for not believing in it, while at the same time demanding that you must believe by belief alone despite the evidence, you are also forced to accept the Illuminati claims (if you want to not be called intellectually incoherent).
These guys are actually the only ones to be epistemologically consistent! And in that arena they are actually intellectually superior to liberal Christians. So if liberal Christians want to criticize these guys for mockery of faith, I would ask them if it is not they who make a mockery faith by not applying it consistently in all of their views?
By the way, the Bavarian Illuminati arose out of scientific views being repressed by a clerical establishment. If those conditions were to arise again in the western world and a similar organization was formed again, I am sure I would get an invitation. The clerics have not been put in a position where they can (to any great extent) suppress evidence and I haven’t received an invitation.
If you argue from a position of irrationality, then all irrational ideas are equally probable.
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Faking the Rapture
I stopped reading when I came across this beaut:
"I think most people will be suspicious. The way people are now, many do not even believe the truth! So, getting them to believe a lie will be a real challenge."
Duh, if you don't believe the truth, you're believing that the truth isn't true, meaning you're already believing a lie, with no persuasion necessary.
Second implicit fallacy -- if you really believe in an almighty God who created heaven and earth, what the hell are you so afraid of? And if God is testing people to see which ones belong in the incinerator (doesn't He know already?), then who are you to interfere with the program?
It's the blessing and curse of the internet that it brings people into contact with people and ideas they wouldn't have known existed. Not sure that mixing everyone's toxic waste together is a good idea. I really doubt that paranoias neutralize each other; more likely they cross-fertilize, or better said, they are mutually teratogenic, causing each other to produce mutant forms. Cheers.
fake rapture
I think the person was saying that most people are smart enough to recognize something that is fake.
however there are also stupid people who believe anything.
People do tend to believe the outrageous lie, more than they do the simple truth...this is why so many fall for propaganda.
Complete with hybrid vigor!
Cheers, indeed. And I agree - we've seen plenty of it already in operation the last couple of decades. Which is why for my novel I came up with a group which was a hybrid of the Earth Liberation Front and Dominionists. They think that mankind can only be "saved" if Earth is returned to something like the Garden of Eden (and hence are known as 'Edenists').
Jim Downey
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Ouch.
Wow, there's an ugly thought: paranoias cross-fertilizing each other.
I'd been feeling all happy about how atheists have a way to get together and build an actual community, but I wasn't thinking of the downside possibilities.
Despite the fact that I heard this joke by a comedian on TV a few weeks back:
"The great thing about the Internet is that it allows people with common interests to get together. Now there's a scary thought. I'm picturing a group of pedophiles meeting, and some older guy saying to the younger ones 'We didn't have all these advantages when I was young. Back in my time, if you wanted an 8-year-old boy, you had to put on a clown suit and hunt him down at a birthday party.' "
With the comedian's delivery at the time, that seemed funny. Now ...