
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear."
So, there was a convention in St. Louis weekend before last. No big deal - just the sort of regional thing that is held in cities around the US regularly. This was a political convention, for a group which is a little out of the mainstream, but just a bit: Ron Paul's Campaign for Liberty. Not my cup of tea, but like I said, no big deal.
And at this convention they sold the usual books and bumper stickers and t-shirts you might expect, and there were probably ticket sales to special events and whatnot. All this is standard fare. Following the convention, one young man who had responsibility for handling some portion of the sales receipts was trying to get home, and went to the airport to catch his flight back to Virginia. There, going through the security checkpoint . . .
Oh, wait - first, let me give a little bit of background. See, recently there was a big flair-up here in Missouri over a government report issued by the Department of Public Safety which caused a huge uproar. The document, titled “Modern Militia Movement”, was sent to law enforcement agencies around the state, outlining what potential threats might come out of right-wing groups. Problem is, a lot of people took the report as being hostile to legitimate political groups. Here's the relevant passage:
Political Paraphernalia: Militia members most commonly associate with third party groups. It is not uncommon for militia members to display Constitution Party, Campaign for Liberty, or Libertarian material. These members are usually supporters of former Presidential Candidate: Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, and Bob Barr.
This created such an uproar that the the governor intervened and told the head of the DPS to correct the problem. From a newspaper report on the 24th:
In a letter dated March 23, Public Safety Director John Britt told third-party presidential candidates U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, Chuck Baldwin of the Constitution Party and Bob Barr of the Libertarian Party that he was ordering the “Modern Militia Movement” report altered to delete their names and the names of their political parties as possible indicators of militia involvement.
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The inclusion led members of these parties to fear they would be profiled by police based on political bumper stickers or other paraphernalia.
Britt, who oversees MIAC, writes: “Portions of the report may be easily construed by readers as offensive to supporters of certain political candidates or to those candidates themselves. I regret those components were ultimately included in the final report issued by MIAC.”
Britt also wrote that any characterization of the three presidential candidates or their parties as possible militia members was “an undesired and unwarranted outcome.”
OK, so there's that. Now, back to our story.
. . . Steve Bierfeldt was stopped. He had a metal lockbox which contained Ron Paul & Campaign for Liberty bumper stickers, and $4700 in sales receipts. He was asked why he had such a large sum of cash. He asked whether he was required by law to answer the question. Things predictably degenerated from there. Here's the TSA's version of events:
Incident at St. Louis International Airport
At approximately 6:50 p.m. on March 29, 2009, a metal box alarmed the X-ray machine at Lambert-St. Louis International Airport, triggering the need for additional screening. Because the box contained a number of items including a large amount of cash, all of which needed to be removed to be properly screened, it was deemed more appropriate to continue the screening process in a private area. A Transportation Security Administration (TSA) employee and members of the St. Louis Airport Police Department can be heard on the audio recording. The tone and language used by the TSA employee was inappropriate. TSA holds its employees to the highest professional standards. TSA will continue to investigate this matter and take appropriate action.
Movements of large amounts of cash through the checkpoint may be investigated by law enforcement authorities if criminal activity is suspected. As a general rule, passengers are required to cooperate with the screening process. Cooperation may involve answering questions about their property, including why they are carrying a large sum of cash. A passenger who refuses to answer questions may be referred to appropriate authorities for further inquiry.
Now, take a few minutes to watch the following video. Yes, it is a clip from FOX News. My apologies for that - but it contains about 70 seconds worth of recording from the event itself, which clearly gives an indication of the type of tactics and behaviour being employed by the TSA:
Let me sum up for those who don't wish to watch the video. Mr. Bierfeldt is repeatedly asked why he has such a large sum of money. He in turn asks whether he is *required by law* to answer that question. He is then told that he will be "taken downtown" and turned over to the FBI and/or DEA if he doesn't answer the question. He is further threatened with missing his flight, arrest, et cetera for not cooperating. One of the four or five TSA officials in the room even states directly "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear."
This evidently went on for the better part of 25 minutes. At the end, a plainclothes police or FBI official came into the room, whispered to the TSA officials, who then gave Bierfeldt back his things and got him on his scheduled flight.
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OK, several things. If you want a very enlightening insight into the functioning of the TSA mindset, go look at their official blog post and read comments from multiple TSA employees, who make incorrect claims about the law about transporting money saying that such a large sum gives them the right to investigate, that they are required to watch for drug law violations, et cetera.
It is *not* illegal to carry large amounts of cash. I would even say that $4700 doesn't even qualify as a large amount of cash, though that's more than I ever carry. Detaining someone for having that kind of money on them is nothing short of harassment.
Was Bierfeldt singled out for his political beliefs? Remember, that Missouri Department of Public Safety bulletin was still fresh, and had only been 'rescinded' a week previously. I think a reasonable person could conclude that there was a likelihood that it played a part.
Did Bierfeldt ask for this kind of problem? Wouldn't it have been easier for him to just answer the stupid question and be done with it? Yeah, probably. But I consider the man a hero for sticking up for his rights. More of us should.
While I have some libertarian leanings, as I said at the beginning of this post Ron Paul and the Campaign for Liberty are not my cup of tea. And I find it a bit telling that only now when a nice white kid gets hassled by the TSA during the Obama administration does FOX News find it worth covering. But I certainly do hope that this is the start of people becoming more aware of what kinds of threats we all face to our liberties by the 'security theater' which is the TSA. After all, what threat to airline security is presented by someone with a wad of cash?
Jim Downey
(Via BB and Dispatches from the Culture Wars. Cross posted to my blog.)

















You literally have nothing to hide
Read the recent article on Slate about the machines which see right through your clothing. TSA originally said that this would be used only for people selected for extra searching as an alternative to a physical search. Guess what? Now the plan is that eventually everyone is going to have to pass through these machines so that their bodies can be viewed by TSA personnel, or they can choose to be physically groped instead. BTW, when I went to China to adopt my son, I had to carry about $15,000 in cash with me, so $4700 is no big deal.
A Scanner Narc-ly
If you go through these scanners and grab your crotch and do a little bump-and-gring at the same time, would that be disrespectful? I mean considering that some guy (or woman?) is inspecting your junk at that moment anyway?
And ... um, will women and men go through different scanners? Or will women be electronically strip-searched by male guards?
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I'm chuckling thinking about a rodeo clown I used to know, who'd have no embarrassment at all in going through this thing and cawing to the guard "Look at that MEAT, big daddy! Is that a handsome hose, or what? Yeah, babuh! Oh, scan it, papa, scan it!"
I'm Off To The Rodeo
Hah! LOL! I can absolutely see that happening!
I helped drink an ocean of beer one night at a little honky-tonk out in the middle of Nowhere, AZ with the rodeo clowns and the bullfighters after a local rodeo. The bullfighters are good guys - scary-good athletes, and fun to party with.
The clowns - while still pretty good athletes - are a whole different breed. I sometimes think they are literally crazy. At one point, two of them were singing the karaoke version of Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe", while dancing on the bar, as we threw peanuts at them. It was an insanely fun night, all because of those clowns (and the beer, I guess. Heh.) They kept the bar in stitches.
Cowards with Power
Heh. Give a little man a small amount of power, and watch out. I hope the TSA clowns get their asses handed to them.
I repeat my mantra for dealing with such "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" situations:
"If you're not doing anything wrong, why should you be treated like the shitbags who are?"
I had my bag searched an
I had my bag searched an airport because I bought an Arabic language comic book at the San Diego Comic Con and packed it on the very top of my check in bag. I bought it just to see what would happen.
I was not surprised to find out that my back had been searched.
The height of professionalism
I've got the same opinion of the TSA that you do Jim and this does nothing to improve my opinion of them. The combination of power and ignorance is a terrible thing.