
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
I'm sure
that this sounded like a good idea at the time:
(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their faces.
Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.
When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.
There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.
Yes, alcohol *was* involved.
Well, that solves my quandary about what Hallowe'en costume to wear this year . . .
Jim Downey
Cross posted to my blog.




















Education is a wonder thing
Geez. These guys never heard of acetone (nail polish remover)?
They're not girly men.
That's probably something they drank.
Or used
to make meth.
Jim Downey
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And it was missed.........
....on "Wait! Wait!" today. Maybe they should read UTI before the show, as another source of current events?
I think I've seen this movie already...
In A World where rednecks and Natural Light go together like drool and straitjackets, anything can happen. Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd team up again in Judd Apatow's newest hit comedy, "Too Stupid to Live, Too Drunk to Notice".