I'm sure

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that this sounded like a good idea at the time:

Matthew Allan McNelly, left, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, still had the permanent marker on their faces when they were booked.

(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their faces.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Yes, alcohol *was* involved.

Well, that solves my quandary about what Hallowe'en costume to wear this year . . .

Jim Downey

Cross posted to my blog.

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Lurker111's picture

Education is a wonder thing

Geez. These guys never heard of acetone (nail polish remover)?

ML's picture

They're not girly men.

That's probably something they drank.

Jim Downey's picture

Or used

to make meth.

Jim Downey

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ML's picture

And it was missed.........

....on "Wait! Wait!" today. Maybe they should read UTI before the show, as another source of current events?

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I think I've seen this movie already...

In A World where rednecks and Natural Light go together like drool and straitjackets, anything can happen. Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd team up again in Judd Apatow's newest hit comedy, "Too Stupid to Live, Too Drunk to Notice".

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