
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
More Yum!
Hey, it's the Stupor Bowl! Time for some special treats! What's better than some nice maggot cheese?
How about a little "blood marmalade"? Yum! It'll cure what ails you:
Were Europeans once cannibals? Research shows that up until the end of the 18th century, medicine routinely included stomach-churning ingredients like human flesh and blood.
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In 16th- and 17th-century Europe, recipes for remedies like this, which provided instructions on how to process human bodies, were almost as common as the use of herbs, roots and bark. Medical historian Richard Sugg of Britain's Durham University, who is currently writing a book on the subject says that cadaver parts and blood were standard fare, available in every pharmacy. He even describes supply bottlenecks from the glory days of "medicinal cannibalism." Sugg is convinced that avid cannibalism was not only found within the New World, but also in Europe.
In fact, there are countless sources that describe the morbid practices of early European healers. The Romans drank the blood of gladiators as a remedy against epilepsy. But it was not until the Renaissance that the use of cadaver parts in medicine became more commonplace. At first, powders made from shredded Egyptian mummies were sold as an "elixir of life," says Sugg. In the early 17th century, healers turned their attention to the mortal remains of people who had been executed or even the corpses of beggars and lepers.
Welcome to the Enlightenment!
*sigh*
OK, why this walk into the grotesque? Because it is good for us to see exactly what magical thinking can lead to. See, the idea was that by consuming these bits and pieces of other humans, you could gain some of their "vital essence". One more excerpt from the article:
Sugg even attributes religious significance to human flesh. For some Protestants, he writes, it served as a sort of substitute for the Eucharist, or the tasting of the body of Christ in Holy Communion. Some monks even cooked "a marmalade of sorts" from the blood of the dead.
"It was about the intrinsic vitality of the human organism," says the historian. The assumption was that all organisms have a predetermined life span. If a body died in an unnatural way, the remainder of that person's life could be harvested, as it were -- hence the preference for the executed.
That's some strong ju-ju there, man.

















What a relief...
...that science has come so far that people don't do anything crazy for the 'benefit of their health'.
homo-pathy
Hey! Maybe if we took the blood / flesh / lymph / essence of a corpse and diluted it 30X, we'd never die--?
More Christian cannibalism
What I find interesting is how intensely the Catholic church and Christian folk seem to believe in the power of consuming the human body. From Communion to the stuff you cite, it's cannibalism pure and simple, sometimes in allegory and other times in reality.
Yet the blood libels persist to this day, against a religion that is very specific in its prohibition against the consumption of blood, with Jews being murdered because of false accusations that they use human blood to make Passover matzoh Guilty projections, mayhap?
Guilty projections, indeed.
I think that is it, precisely.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
vampires
I'm not surprised in the least, given that some of what I've read of European vampires indicates the belief that they drank the blood of humans in part for the life force that it supposedly contained. I am therefor not surprised that the same humans who would believe that drinking blood could endow a vampire with eternal life would believe similar things about humans drinking blood/consuming human remains. This in addition to the idea of communion being that you consume the blood and flesh of Jesus in order to absorb some attribute of his indicates to me that Europeans did indeed believe in the benefits of consuming human flesh. The belief in life-energy seems to play heavily with modern people who believe themselves to be vampires.
Good to see you,
Cat. And yeah, I think you're certainly right about the connections.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.