Oh yeah, *this* is gonna work great.

I can't even imagine the degree of self-loathing required to wear one of those shirts in public, let alone allow a picture of you in one to be sent all over the internet.

Here's the real reason these people do stuff like this:

If you can make kids feel guilty and scared, and then get them to believe that only you have the way to be free of that guilt and fear (God's forgiveness for sin, for which you serve as the sole gatekeeper), you own them.

If you can make them feel guilty and scared about natural functions, things that they almost certainly can't avoid doing, it's all the easier.

This is why conservative Christians are so freaky about sex. It's why these particular people are focused on masturbation (but on the larger front, why just about everything females do of their own free will has to be painted as evil).

The idea that you will burn screaming in a lake of fire for a hundred billion years (and that's not even "eternity"), for one 5-minute wank ... well, it's beyond crazy. It's an evil idea, spread by people who take joy in destroying others.

I didn't think this guy had any valid argument, and then I saw the CAPS LOCK and now, I'm saved! Clearly JESUS demands his name to be typed in all caps, as well as bible verses, although I've yet to find the bible verse that dictates that.

From the time of adolescence, if I didn't clear my pipes regularly (read: masturbate), I would come down with what we in high school referred to as the "blue balls"--excruciating pain during urination, because of urinary backflow into the unrelieved ejaculation channel.
The pain would remain after urination, for hours, unless you found an opportunity to masturbate, despite the pain, and clear the channel. Thereafter, the pain would last for only another 30-45 minutes, provided you drank a bunch of water to re-clear the other channel. So the "do not masturbate" crowd truly have their collective heads up their asses.

Or else they're just masochists. Probably both.

"I use to masturbate, but then something came over me."

or

"Addicted to masturbation? Get Jesus and BEAT IT!"

*fixed spelling. I blame the vodka I have not yet had tonight for that error.

Rob Miles
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There are only 10 types of people in the world;
those who understand binary and those who don't.

Not only do the christians want their sexually mature young people to not have sex before marriage, they want them to not even masturbate too. There would be teenage boys spontaneously combusting if they tried to follow that regimen.

I know there's some biblical prohibition against "spilling seed" but I wonder what verse they're going to twist for the girls.

BTW, the perfect counter-shirt is one that's available from The Onion. In a lovely script font it says I'm getting pretty good at masturbating.

Leave it to these nuts to take a normal, healthy, bodily function and turn it into something supposedly nasty and deviant. I could certainly be wrong, but I don't remember any passage in the Bible directly relating to masturbation, but I suppose if it has anything to do with another normal, healthy, bodily function like sex, than it must be BAD!

Next thing you know they'll be trying to hold in other normal, healthy.... I can't wait to see the ex-defecator T-shit... shirt.

Oh, man, if there was ever anything I didn't want to know about Christians, it's about all that masturbation.

T-Shirt:

With Jesus, You Can Beat Masturbation

There's no way that commenter typed that with both hands on the keyboard.