
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
OK, that's it.
OK, that's it. I give up. There really must be something to this "religion" thing. Because clearly, I am in HELL. That is the only explanation for such a video as this:
Jim Downey



















Flashbacks
I'm sorry to say that I went to a fundamentalist christian high school where "frontal hugs" were eschewed for "christian side hugs" - even between members of our own sex. So ridiculous, so terribly ridiculous. We all took to greeting each other with titty twisters and blow jobs instead, well more like genital tongue stroking since we had to approach each other from the side.
If you think about it "the
If you think about it "the Christian side-hug" mentality isn't that far from what fundamentalist Muslims do to their women. They dress them head to toe in bee-keeper outfits because the hint of a womans curves or a glimpse of skin will drive men crazy sexually. I think the people making up these nutty rules have self control issues so they assume the rest of us must have the same self control issues.
Dissent is not allowed
Oh, man! I went to YouTube to rate and comment on the video only to find that the little buggers had disabled BOTH ratings and comments.
The Universe is a big place . . . perhaps the biggest. - Kilgore Trout
Now thats funny right there
You just can't make this stuff up.
AHAHAHA!!!!! I LOVE shitty Christian rap, it's absolutely . . .
. . . impossible to tell the difference between a joke and reality. Seriously, he leaves room for the Holy Spirit when he hugs people? More like he's leaving room for his Little Savior who can't stay calm during such a hot sexual act as a hug. Dammit, I knew I should have waited till marriage before front-hugging! Incidentally, gunshots and police sirens?
FIVE-O's gonna bust us y'all
cause we heard the Jesus call
Let's stop the affection
that changes our direction
No more love acts physical
We're so fucking spiritual
Oh shit, I think I just found a new talent I really don't want to possess ;)
:P
Why do you do you inflict this pain on us Jim? Do you hate us that much?
That is pretty sad though. I guess they're so afraid that a normal face to face hug is far too sexually stimulating to be acceptable.
A burden shared . . .
Sorry, BA, I just can't resist passing on such things. Yes, it loses me friends.
And yeah, it is sad. Sexualizing hugs? Now, *that's* a good way to twist these kids even more. Sheesh.
Jim Downey
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