
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
So, you win about $40million. What would you do?
Hire someone to help you plant carrots?
Lottery winner plans to grow better carrots
LONDON (Reuters) – A 74-year-old amateur gardener who scooped a 25 million pound lottery prize said Tuesday he would spend part of his winnings hiring an expert to learn how to grow better carrots.
Brian Caswell said he had always struggled with the vegetable on the prize-winning allotment he maintains with his Joan, 71, in Halliwell, near Bolton.
"I've been trying to grow carrots ever since I've been on that allotment and I've never had any success," he told reporters at a televised briefing.
"What I'm going to do now is bring a professional in and say, 'Right, sort that out.'"
Not my cuppa, as the Brits might say, but more power to ya, buddy. I hope you grow the best carrots on the planet.
Now, do you need someone to show you how to enjoy a pint or something? I'm available for consultation . . .
Jim Downey

















Buying his dream
Y'know, I think it's lovely that this is what the man will do. So often you hear of people using big winnings on fancy cars, upsized housing, and lavish trips, and sometimes I wonder if it's because they think it's what you're supposed to do with the money. He's really fulfilling his heart's desire, simple though it seems, and more power to him. It goes to show people that they don't need to spend winnings like that on flashy extravagances, just figure out what they really want in life. I'm charmed.
Thanks for sharing.