Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
What, they don't just burst into flame or something?
From the info posted:
The following video shows the reactions of ghosts and demons to Holy water made from SSRF incense sticks. The Holy water imparts positive energy and destroys negative black energy of ghosts (demons, negative energies) possessing a person. The healers sprinkling Holy water as a spiritual healing remedy are above the 60% spiritual level and this further contributes to the potency of the Holy water.
And now, the exciting video!
Now, seriously, I'd be more impressed if they spontaneously burst into flame from the holy water. I think I saw that in a movie once.
Jim Downey
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So what?
Okay, it apparently annoys the 'ghosts' (or at least the people being paid to act posessed on camera) but it doesn't seem to cure them, does it? They don't get better, just annoyed and apparently asthmatic. Rather like me if some jerk kept sprinkling water in my face for three minutes. So what's the point? Break the ice at parties?
And what if you happen to be at a level below 60% spiritual? (120 proof spirits?) Does it not work, or do the ghosts get less annoyed and just say 'Please stop doing that. It's annoying." How many flicks does it take to get to the ghostly center?
Finally, I want to know if it works on Pentacostals. They act pretty much the same way as these folks. Maybe they put this in the communion cups to generate tongue-speaking. Or if you throw it on them while they are thrashing and babbling, do they suddenly become Lutherans?
This kind of thinking is probably why I am not the target audience for this product.
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Who are those jerks?
If some asshole kept splashing water in my face, I'd lash out too!
pathetic
I find it really sad and pathetic that these snake-oil salesmen use obviously mentally disturbed individuals to sell their bullshit. The fact that these people are from a third-world country (India perhaps, judging from their dress) makes it even more obvious that this is pure crap.
It really amounts to child-abuse on many levels. (even though I consider ALL RELIGION to be entirely child-abuse) the fact they are using these children as props in their sick propaganda is all the more disturbing.
As far as the SSRF organization is concerned, why don't they identify the so-called "Psychiatrists" who are supposedly "monitoring" this activity? I, for one, would like to know their identity and University credentials. Perhaps their peer-reviewed publications? Yeah, right....I won't hold my breath for that. What a sham. These scumbags need to get stomach cancer real soon.
I love the disclaimer at the
I love the disclaimer at the start. And, is Black Energy the same as Dark Energy? If so, I'm canceling my space walk - Ghosts are scary.