Why does God hate Mexico?

Jim Downey's picture

OK, so Mexico seems to be ground zero for the new and improved swine flu. And yesterday a couple of people were killed by an earthquake. Their air quality is atrocious. Poverty is endemic. And the drug cartels are busy killing each other and kidnapping anyone who has more than a few pesos in the bank.

I thought Mexico was a very religious country? Why does God punish them so?

Jim Downey

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GERRY DYNA's picture

re: god hates mexico

GOD HATES MEXICO....
ur right in everything you just said...
and there are more problems beside that ones

i wonder why..he hates us so

Anonymous User's picture

islamic mitant website

i say fuck that damn islamic mitant muntant website or whatever the the fuck you call it for saying its gods revenge on infedles seriously do you guys think you are the only children of God. i understand you think pig is unclean i do also and i would never eat it and i could catch that damn flu too!! you don't get it from eating pigs you fucking retards don't you have cdc in muslim countries that explain that to you. And just because i beleive that pigs are unclean it doesn't mean i am going around and criticising people and finding pleasure in the fact that people are dieing from this. it only takes one asshole in a group of muslims to ruin the reputation of all muslims. just shut your religous ass up and pray to god you don't get punished for saying that shit.

Brent Rasmussen's picture

Woah.

How is that whole reading thing working out for you there skippy? Please re-read the article in question, then read a few more pages from UTI and try again. Thanks.

Jim Downey's picture

??? Poor guy . . .

...seems to have as much problem with reading comprehension as writing ability.

I recommend some nice BBQ ribs. Pigsicles, you know. Washed down with a nice Corona, or maybe some XX.

Jim Downey

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Hank Fox's picture

Jim ...

You only say that because you're an infedle.

ML's picture

Crimes of Tequila

Maybe it is punishment for committing tequila upon the world? Or possibly mescal?

mtully's picture

It is the Muslim God

From the USA Today,

"Most in the Muslim world consider pigs unclean animals and do not eat pork because of religious restrictions. One Islamic militant website carried comments Wednesday saying swine flu was God's revenge against 'infidels.'"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-04-29-egypt-flu_N.htm?csp=34

Todd's picture

Ask Tom Tancredo

I'm sure he's already speculated on it being due to Mexican's proclivity to break immigration law.

Jim Downey's picture

*God's* immigration law.

With probably a bit about "mixing of kinds" thrown in for good craziness.

Jim Downey

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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.

Hank Fox's picture

Pick Up Lines in the Age of Virgin Sacrifice

I'm imagining high school boys telling dates: "If you don't do it with me now, I could end up dead on the sacrificial altar. Think how guilty you'll feel if that happens."

Jim Downey's picture

It's been a long time,

but I think I actually tried to use a line like that . . .

Jim Downey

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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.

BrainArmor's picture

A dream...

I always thought that it would have been great to be a teenager growing up in a culture with virgin sacrifice.

Brian_E's picture

The Mayan Gods are pissed

It's because the Mayan Gods are the real gods, and now they're pissed they were replaced with the Hebrew god. They need to go back to sun worship and virgin sacrifices if they want things to improve.

John Evo's picture

Huh...

I thought the Catholic god was the real one, and he's mighty pissed that fundamentalist Protestants have made major in-roads into Mexico in the past 20 years. Anyway, one of their deities is mighty upset!

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