
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Afraid Of The Light
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato
A tragedy is understood to be something that is to be avoided at all costs, something to be averted or prevented.
Reverend Gary Bonebrake of the Main Street Baptist Church in Oneonta, New York thinks that YOU are a "tragedy".
[link] ``The church of Christ is not growing,'' said the Rev. Gary Bonebrake, pastor of Main Street Baptist Church in Oneonta.``It's of deep concern to me.''
Bonebrake said human beings are ``hard wired'' to seek and know God, as a bulb needs to be fitted into an electrical socket to yield light.
``Human beings are made to know God,'' Bonebrake said. ``It's a tragedy that there is a growing number of irreligious people in our county.''
Do you feel like something tragic has happened to you? Is being irreligious a tragic thing? Obviously I don't think so, but oddly enough, I can understand why Rev. Bonebrake might think so.
I smell desperation in the Reverend's opinion - and it's a perception held by millions of religious people that us irreligious folks are going to have to work hard to counter.
Waking up and living in reality is far from tragic. I think that it is a necessary component to our species long-term survival.
What do you think?



















I agree. Evolving out of
I agree. Evolving out of religious "belief" is a necessary component of our longterm survival. I only wish I could be here to see godlessness become the norm. Not in my lifetime, sigh.....
I agree with Jim. This guy
I agree with Jim. This guy isn't concerned with long-term benefits for the species. He's concerned with benefits for himself. No matter how big he sounds like he's thinking.
I'd love to get more excited about this
But as the reverend surely knows, US history has been marked by many revivals and periods of less religiosity. Hard times are particularly good for religion. People don't want to hear "things are going to start sucking, then suck worse, and possibly worse than that, and that's just the breaks."
Love the Plato quote.
Light Bulbs
Where do these guys come up with their analogies? The "bulb needs to be fitted into an electrical socket?"
My bad, I didn't know my light bulbs had needs. Should I feel guilty about throwing out my incandescents for compact fluorescents? Or did the heathen bulbs deserve it for failing to repent their energy wasting ways?
light bulbs and their needs...
This reminds of an odd but amusing footnote in Leo Brodie's _Starting Forth_ (which is a classic textbook for the Forth programming language): "Whether the lamp *needs* a bulb depends upon whether it *needs* to provide light; that is, on whether incandescence is its karmna."
Will it get weirder?
The CSM article's predictions suggest that christian churches will move even farther from reality than they have already, as mainstream churches wither leaving primarily the holy-roller types. And the writer hopes for missionaries to come here from Africa-the place where they still believe in witches!
While these folks will still number in the millions, they will be so weird that they will have little influence on normal folk. Then perhaps the GOP will return to sanity-lets hope the democrats stay in power until that happens. The one positive of the current economic crisis is that the Right so thoroughly wedded evangelicalism to the GOP that both are badly discredited. Its a shame they had to run the world into a ditch for that to happen though.
Um ...
I keep seeing his name as "Reverend Bonehead." But he lives nearby, so I'd better keep that to myself, I guess.
Tied to my post.
I think the good reverend is manifesting another aspect of what I was talking about in my post below: he's feeling threatened.
PZ had a good item up today about a column in the Christian Science Monitor titled "The coming evangelical collapse". Here's a good passage from the column:
The author of the piece, an evangelical Christian himself, sees this coming, and his reasons (explained at some length in the article) are pretty sound. Of course, his conclusion is that this is a bad thing whereas I think of it as the start of a new enlightenment. As more of our fellow citizens awaken from the soporific of religion, we will have that many more people engaged in making this world the best that it can be. And as that dynamic proceeds, others will see that they are happier and more productive, not down-trodden and tragic, and they themselves will be less in thrall to the Shaman. Rev. Bonebrake sees this coming, and knows that it may well mean the end of his gravy train. Of course he feels threatened, and will do whatever he can to hold on to his control over his flock for as long as possible.
Jim Downey
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