
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
The Christian Goose And The Atheist Gander
I was reading about college football star Tim Tebow and the John 3:16 reference painted beneath his eyes.
[William Lobdell] But I have to wonder if his coaches or NCAA officials would allow him to have “There Is” “No God” written on his eye black below his right and left eyes. I imagine that these personal slogans will soon be banned. The Powers That Be in football were never much for personal expression.
I wondered the same thing, so let's give it a shot:

What do you think, Christians? Make your head want to explode? Do you think that the college football uniform rules would be changed? When? The same day? Two days?
And here's the bigge - why is it OK in your opinion for Tebow to write John 3:16 under his eyes (and usually back it up with "personal opinion" and "freedom of speech and religion"), but NOT OK for him to write "There is no God"?
What's good for the Christian goose, is certainly also good for the atheist gander, yes?
If not, why not?

















deity worship is delusional.
deity worship is delusional.
John 3:16 "For God so loved
John 3:16
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
I feel excluded!
Don't follow this god's example.
It's a pretty sick kind of "love" when you have to torture and sacrifice a family member to appease your own anger over the failures of your poorly created objects. It's also barbaric to hold someone accountable for someone else's crime or to punish them for it.
Any person who followed the example of this divine character would be treated as a twisted psychopath or heinous criminal in today's civilized countries. If you want to love your fellow humans then do not follow the example set by the Jewish/Christian/Islamic Yahweh god.
Discrimination never goes out of style
Atheism is the new black!
why not?!?
Why not?!?
Because atheists are amoral baby-eating anti-American god-haters, that's why not!
(And because we're too busy oppressing Christians to play football...)
Not playing football?
Speak for yourself, CD! I find the grid-iron a brutally wonderful venue to oppress All religious believers!
:D
a personally evolving organism
Oh wow
I thought people like you were just a joke. At first I laughed at you but as I write this I'm just irritated that you exist. Morals and patriotism do not come from religion. We no longer stone people. Women are equals. Its ok to eat seafood. I dare say hating other American citizens for their choice of religion (or lack of) is "anti-American". America was founded because of religious intolerance in England. Please be more patriotic :) I realize that the person who originally wrote this comment will probably never read this but I hope everyone who read this understands that it is not ok to make unfounded or blatantly false claims about anybody, much less a whole group.
Anon fed a troll
Anon fed a troll
Errm...
I think you both missed the bus. I'm pretty sure the first commenter was being snarky.
clearly an atheist
i agree. the original poster was clearly an atheist, judging by the fact that he said "we're too busy oppressing Christians to play football" referring to atheists, as he was in the rest of the comment.
seriously?
Does it really require a person be an athiest to oppress christians?
I like freethinkers.
If you don't recall, religion has been the largest oppressor in all history.
Don't get all butt hurt that science finally is undoing what religion messed in the first place. Why do you think the middle east is so underdeveloped? Islam. I'm not a scholar on Islam, but I've done two tours in different countries, and the only thing keeping dumdums dumb is their absolute devotion to their religion, nothing more.
Keep thinking that you are the right religion and keep your opinions about it to yourself. Nothing ever good came from religion that science can't do/prove/teach...
Worship your deity and hush. You don't have to fight for it. Nothing ever came from that either...
thepopestillwontletafricausecondoms@whatthefuckingfuck.religion
itsworsetostopconceptionthantosavelives@yupthatsreligionforyo.u
get rid of religion, and start doing good deeds. at least this way you will make people happy and yourself.
give a buck or two to the salvation army every time you see a person outside.
you never know when you will be the one needing help.
religion never invented morals, they just exist in common sense of whats good for the community...