
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Comfortable Shoes And Cancer Walks
Mrs. Inscrutable and I will be heading up to the cool pines in Flagstaff this weekend to participate in the American Cancer Society's Climb to Conquer Cancer walk. My mom is a cancer survivor, and we're doing it for her and all of the people who can still beat this thing with the additional research and whatnot that can be achieved with our donations.
Now, I'm not an exercise-y sort of guy. I walk - to the couch. And I "exercise" when I mow the lawn, weed-wack the backyard, take a ride around the galaxy neighborhood on Starship Rasmussen at a leisurely warp 2, or head down the road to recover the day's mail from the mailbox. But I don't exercise in the traditional sense.
So, I have been thinking about my choice of shoes to wear while walking up the mountain in Flagstaff - 7 miles uphill! I mean, I wear flip-flops 350 days out of the year. I asked Mrs. Inscrutable, seeing as she is a former high school and college track star, and predictably she says, "Wear your running shoes."
Gah. My "running shoes", as she puts it so delicately, are an old pair of Reeboks that I got from the bargain rack at The Sports Authority for 11 dollars about 5 years ago. I bought them because I needed shoes that I could trash while working on a friend's roof re-shingling job. They have seen better days, in other words. And, because this seems to be an very important point in my consideration of potential footwear, I have to mention that I have never really walked anywhere in them. I've stood around on a hot rooftop in Phoenix, and lugged buckets of tar and nails across said rooftop in them. Climbed up and down a ladder. Driven in them. But never "walked" walked.
I actually thought about wearing my flips. I am used to them, they are comfortable, and like I said, I wear them all the frickin' time. But that'd be stupid I guess. Sure, I have walked a lot more than 7 miles in them, but never all at one time, uphill. And they have no arch support. (Hell-oo flat feet in a few more years! Woo!)
I about to conclude that I was going to need to make a trip to the shoe store and get a new pair of comfortable walking shoes when it hits me...
I hunt about twice a year. In my hunts I walk, and walk, and walk, and walk, etc., ad infinitum, for miles. Up the mountain, down the mountain, through rushing rivers, over rocks and boulders, on dirt roads, and pavement sometimes - in my hunting boots. Perfect! They are comfortable, broken in, have arch support, and fit my feet like a, um, a shoe I guess. :) (I was about to say "glove", but that didn't sound right at all. Heh.)
So, if you happen to be at the Climb to Conquer Cancer walk this weekend in Flagstaff, keep an eye out for me. I'll be the ugly redneck in shorts, a tshirt, my cowboy hat, and my calf-high camo hunting boots.
I have gotten a late start in my fundraising this year, and my personal goal is to try to donate a minimum of $500 to the organization. I have already kicked in 40 bucks, and my good friend Dave De Neui contributed $200 (thanks again Dave!). If you would like to contribute (no matter how large or small - even a buck will help!) and help me achieve my goal, please go to:
1. http://main.acsevents.org/goto/brentrasmussen
2. Click the "DONATE" button and make your donation.
3. Win. (heheh)
Once you have donated, it will add to my (and our team's) total goal.
We will be walking with the Palo Verde Nuclear Power Plant Team and supporting this wonderful cause. With the current economic downturn, we need to try a little harder this year to raise the money that is needed to continue the treatments and research that our peers, colleagues, friends, or family needs.
Thank you in advance for anything you may be able to give and feel free to let others know how to donate. Although the donation is under my name, I am just the messenger who will hopefully deliver a large amount from all of us.
Thanks again! :)

















Fitting Like A ...
Re: Fitting your feet like a glove.
Although, looking at them and reading the hype-y verbiage that accompanies every article I've ever seen on them, I suspect they're yet another short-lived scam.
The benefit, supposedly, is that they mimic walking barefoot, which is (supposedly) wonderful. But I wore moccasins for about 6 years when I was younger, and there came a time when my feet hurt like the blazes all the time, from no arch support.
Heard The One...
Heheh. My daughter's boyfriend has a pair of those and loves them. I wear water shoes at the creek, the beach, and when I'm irrigating the yard, and I can't see as how they would be significantly different than water shoes. I think they would be cool for applications like that, but I can't imagine hiking or running in them. My knees and heels are too farked up to be hoofing it around with no padding on the soles.
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Did you the one about the man with five penises?
His pants fit him like a glove!
*rimshot!* :)
Sounds perfect
As much as I hated my Army boots (because of the expectation of them being spit-shined EVERY FUCKING DAY), they were the most comfortable "hiking" boots I ever had. The only times I ever had problems were once in Basic Training, before my feet (or anything else about me) had toughened up and I got a bad blister on my heel and another time on a 12-mile force-march in the rain. My socks got wet, and even though the boots fit really well the socks kept slipping and rubbing my feet raw.
So my advice is to take at least one change of socks, and maybe two, and don't be afraid to use them. Walking 7 miles straight is different from the walking you do while hunting.
Rob Miles
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