
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Small Town Reality Check
I was recently in a neighboring town, about 15 miles away from my little town, doing some business with the local irrigation collective. I decided to stop and eat at one of the lunch cafes instead of driving all the way back. [Hey, I was hungry! :)]
In any case, I chose a small coffee shop/cafe, and entered. It was pretty full, but seemed OK, and there was one table open in the back where I could set up my laptop and work while I waited for my meal. So, I sat down and opened the menu and was surprised to see not food on the first page of the menu, but bible verses. There was also a bible verse collage in one of those plastic table-stand deals that they usually display the lunch special in.
I was a little uncomfortable, but decided I'd stay and eat anyway. The sandwiches looked pretty good.
So, about ten minutes go by and no waitress. I mean, she's there, flying around between all the tables, but she has yet to stop and even ask me if I wanted coffee. I take another look at the multitude of bible verses staring me in the face, then at the waitress who is now obviously trying NOT to even make eye contact with me, and decide that I'll walk next door to the calzone place and try that instead.
I close my laptop -- and realize that I've got a red Out Campaign 'A' sticker dead-center where a computer logo should be. I had forgotten all about it.
Shaking my head and smiling a bit, I walked out through the front. The girl behind the register, who had not seen me yet since I came in through the side entrance, said brightly, "Hope you enjoyed your lunch!".
"Never got one," I said, and walked through the door, across the little parking lot, and into the restaurant next door where a delightfully profane Italian chef made me the best calzone I've had in a long, long while.
My point? We can indeed "formally" fight for our civil rights all we want. However, like the "whites only" lunch counters of the last century, it'll take a long, long time before regular religious folks accept us without us having to pretend to be something we're not.
(Tip of the ballcap to VJack at Atheist Revolution.)



















lunch counter sit in?
Brent,
If you really wanted to kick it old school, you could organize an Atheist Meetup at the Diner and do an old fashioned lunch counter sit-in...nonviolent direct action has its place, sometimes. I guess you could've complained to the manager, but...as you say, you were able to get a good calzone next door, and they lost out on a sale and tips. If it were me, I don't care how good the sandwiches looked, I'd tell myself I don't want to patronize a place that wears religion on its sleeve so overtly and would've walked out upon getting a look at their menu and maybe say something like "sorry, suddenly lost my appetite".
On the other hand, I do eat at Chick-Fil-A and Whataburger because I love their food, even if they are supposedly owned by Jesus freaks. I do draw the line at Dominoes Pizza, though (their CEO engages in anti-abortion lobbying). It annoys me that Chick-Fil-A isn't open on Sundays, but that's their choice. Whataburger is open 24/7, which rocks.
So anonymous doesn't like out-of-the-closet gays or atheists. Too f*cking bad, pal, we're here, & we ain't going away.
Argh!
I've had experiences kind of like this (but not for atheism, fortunately)...what really gets me about your story (and stories I've experienced) is that some person, after it all, has the nerve to say, "Hope you enjoyed your lunch!"
I try not to let it get me down though. I realize that this is just the fruits of people's beliefs, upbringings, etc., As they themselves say, they will be judged by their fruits. That's a cafe that's alienated, and about whom the word is being spread.
Hostile
I always find it amusing that theist people are "genneraly" more hostile and condesending then the "typical" atheist. I have never looked down at someone because they beleive in god, but I have been treated in many less then desireable ways due to my lack of beliefe in god. If I owend a reseraunt and a bible pusher came in to eat, I would serve them with a smile as thier money is just as good, even better knowing they are supporting a non believer.....
The Scarlet Letter
Did the sticker actually say "Atheist" on it, or was it just the "A"? Because I have my doubts about how recognizable the symbol is, outside our community.
Maybe she was just a really bad waitress.
Just The "A"
You may be right. It was just the "A", not the word "Atheist". I don't know - at the time it definitely felt like a deliberate avoidance, but that was just my subjective opinion. However, I noticed the waitress avoiding eye contact a long time before I closed my laptop and remembered the "A" sticker. Honestly, the thought that she may have pegged me as an atheist because of it did not occur to me before then.
But you are correct. That isn't any sort of real evidence. The likelihood is that she was simply a bad waitress trying to serve all the tables in the entire cafe by herself during the lunch rush.
I was still a little nervous about the bible verses though, and my lunch break isn't nearly long enough to wait around for her to decide to finally get to me, regardless of the reason. All in all I'm glad that I gave my business to the calzone place sans bible verses. :)
She may even have been a good waitress
She may have been overwhelmed by the crowd. Maybe there was supposed to be two waitresses and one of them called in sick. It happens.
Love your site and the
Love your site and the comments. Hilarious, I needed a chuckle today.
The Coming Gulags
I think there is a New Atheist wave, and eventually they will acheive political power.
Then it will be off to the Gulags for people like me, like it was for my grandparents. Fortunately my parents were young enough to be taken out of the country by my aunt.
I know you will all just deny this, but I have infiltrated enough atheist meetings to know what their intentions are.
Infil-traitor
Yeah, we already have these special places where we send people like you. They're called churches.
And I'm pretty sure this is a Poe, "Bertram."
But if it isn't, I can see we're going to have to change the secret handshake again, so these outsiders don't get into our atheist meetings.
Once they hear about the free beer (and Movie Night with the wide-screen TV) after the planning meetings, it's hard as hell to keep them out.
Hypocritical
It is interesting to me that you attack someone for misspelling words only when they disagree with your ideas.
Good job "Hostile".
Bwahahahahaha!
*sniff*
Damn. That's funny.
And don't forget, Bertram, We're Coming For Your Children too.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
or...
Did you ever think people who go to a Christian oriented location like the one you described above with such a symbol adorning your laptop can be viewed as jackasses? If I was a waiter there, I wouldn't serve you, but not because of your beliefs. Because you are a jackass.
Think about it like this... Do you like overtly gay people? That's how normal people view atheists.
Ah. Gotcha.
I see. Well then, I'll just go and stick my head in the oven and save the world from my jackassery. Normal, decent people shouldn't be subjected to filth like a scarlet A on a laptop.
I actually changed it today to a cowboy riding a dinosaur in honor of #CreoZerg. Is this any better?
That does look a little . . .
. . . like Pee Zed.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
Jackassssss
Hey, Anon, the really great thing about the era we live in is that your opinions increasingly matter little to none. The reason you're so snotty and defensive is that, on some level, you know it and it scares you.
And duh, a "Christian oriented location"? A cheap diner? Fortunately for Brent you'd probably suck as a waiter, and would have gotten fired the week before he came in.
Notice that Brent departed without causing a stink? He responded to what was probably a deliberate attempt at humiliation by simply leaving. And you think there's something wrong with HIM?
Ha-ha: "Normal" people. Good one.
Keep talking.
Hey, Anon, keep talking - you're doing a great job of convincing people for us.
(Psst - your homophobia and latent hostility are showing.)
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
PZ Myers' Jolly at Ken Ham's Folly
By the way, the atheists are at Ken Ham's "creation museum" today. Follow the whole thing at Pharyngula or on Twitterfall. Go to http://twitterfall.com/ and enter #CreoZerg in the search window to find it.
You are welcome at our church
First off, as a professing and confessing Christian, the treatment you describe is tough to justify from an examination of Christ's life as told in the gospels (or even in Scorsese!) Sounds a lot more like the behavior attributed to the Pharisees than to Jesus...
Second, we'd love to have you come visit our church, as long as you did so respectfully (just as I would try to attend one of your meetings respectfully). I find it really helpful to discuss issues of meaning with atheists, because it helps me really clarify what I think and why I think it. Is my understanding of the essence of meaning in life really based on Adam having a pet dinosaur? Really? That's the crux of all that is? I also really enjoy conversations that get past ontology and into meaning.
All that to say, not all of us are like that. Had I been in there & noticed your situation, I hope that I would have asked to sit with you.
Of course, I prefer calzones to greasy diner food anyway.
Um ...
Do you believe that Adam had a pet dinosaur?
Pushing Back
Some of the members of my local atheist Meetup group went to church last Sunday. Stirred up thoughts in my head ...
Years back, I was one of the first atheists to brave the religion chat rooms on Yahoo. When I first went in, they were festering festivals of simpering goddy and New-Agey nonsense. I started a little bit of pushback, just saying that there were no such things as gods and most of what people were saying was untrue. Early on, I was a trampoline for ardent Christians, who drowned me out with their arguments and passion, but within a month or so, there were two or three other persistent atheists in the rooms. In less than a year, the atheists outnumbered the godders, and the whole thing flipped over -- anytime someone came in with the standard religious proselytizing or mystical woo-woo, they were overwhelmed with arguments, facts, jokes and sometimes mass iggie buttons.
Thinking about that experience, I wonder what would happen if atheists started visiting churches. Not to disrupt, or even to announce themselves, but to post later reviews of what takes place. All the irrationality, the brainwashing, the racism, the political commentary ... or just the fellowship, if that's what happens. Although I don't see any reason to maintain any sort of presence at the more loving churches -- the purpose of these visits would really be to keep an eye on the more hateful groups.
Could be interesting to see what happens.
(And to those who think there's something bad in the idea of atheists visiting supposedly 'private' religious institutions, remember that they DO get what are essentially government subsidies -- a broad array of tax breaks. Far as I'm concerned, as long as you're not creating a disturbance inside, and as long as they pay no taxes but receive all the same benefits as those who do, churches are as public as a library.)
You are welcome...
You are welcome in my church any time you'd like to attend. Your attending is exactly what the church is there for in the first place.
Heh.
Considering your dumbass comment elsewhere that I was attacking someone for spelling errors ...
... I'm not sure I'd really want to go to your church. (Aside from the fact that I have many better things to do than show up at a mass seance.)
Good job, "Hoser."
Besides, all my friends have perfect grammar and spelling. (And it's not just because they know I attack when they don't.)
But fight we must
Yes, it will indeed take a long time. Once can still find sexism, racism, and all sorts of other obsolete reactions without looking too hard. None us us will live to see the day when anti-atheist bigotry does not exist, but we can and must keep working for atheist equality.
Big "A" on your computer
Maybe they thought you were an Adulteress.
Welp, as long as you got a good calzone across the street ... fuck 'em.
Point - counterpoint.
Nice bit of serendipity between your post and mine, Brent.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.