The Mormon War on New Year's

[link] Provo and St. George will celebrate the new year with public parties Saturday to avoid conflicts with Mormon religious practice, which discourages Sunday revelry.

The War on New Year's is raging again this year. Apparently the Mormon party prevention police are out in full force once again. They have successfully forced at least two cities in Utah to change their New Year's celebrations to non-traditional days. This small change to placate fanatics totally destroys any meaning that the holiday had. Revelry and merriment on December 31st is traditional, but revelry and merriment on the day before? Outrageous! This minute alteration to the way it has generally been done before represents the most egregious assault on the very fabric of our humanity that this generation may ever see!

[link] In northern Utah, Kaysville and Fruit Heights won't hold a New Year's Eve party because Dec. 31 is a Sunday.

The Mormon celebration cessation constabulary didn't stop there though, their totalitarian policies have successfully stamped out partying all together in two more cities. What could they possibly hope to gain by kowtowing to the demands of these people? Are concessions and accommodations really the appropriate way to deal with differences between religions and cultures? Will we all wake up tomorrow and find ourselves living in a state of Mormon dhimmitude?

[link] Salt Lake City is sticking with Sunday.

The degenerate policies of these multiplicitous Mormon morons, thankfully, have apparently not affected Salt Lake City yet. But how long can this apparently Mormon-free-zone hold out against their siege? Remember this is but one battle in the War on New Year's. Who knows what city could fall next? Soldier on brave Salt Lake City citizens, soldier on.