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What Is Your Favorite Christian-Road-Rage-Inducing Bumper Sticker?

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My Favorite Bumper Stickers

Submitted by The Conservative (not verified) on November 1, 2007 - 12:47pm.

Here's just a few of my favorite bumper stickers:

Welcome to America. We Speak English. Learn it or Leave!

Liberal - a person so open minded that their brains are falling out.

Evolution is "scientists'" way of making monkeys of themselves.

I'd rather be right than politically correct.

Work Harder - Millions of People on Welfare Are Depending on You.

Celebrate Truth, Not Diversity.

God bless all you heathens. I wish you the best of times in Hell. :)

I just saw this one on a car

Submitted by notsilent on February 5, 2007 - 5:15am.

I just saw this one on a car in Maryland:

Dog is my copilot.

Took me a little while, but I like it.

I have this one on my car!

Submitted by Jessica Dreadful (not verified) on February 7, 2007 - 7:36pm.

I have this one on my car! (I got it at a dog beach in ca)

Lots of good stickers here, but...

Submitted by No More Mr. Nice Guy on January 26, 2007 - 12:20pm.

My favorite is: "Fundamentalists can kiss my left behind."

- No More Mr. Nice Guy!

"Exorcise Your Right, Vote !"

Submitted by cognitorex on January 26, 2007 - 8:56am.

or "Jesus was a goof".

Plane Crash

Submitted by BigHeathenMike on January 25, 2007 - 3:30pm.

I saw one that you may have also:
"Jesus was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him."
Love it.

ROTFL, that one is

Submitted by Revenant on February 9, 2007 - 1:15pm.

ROTFL, that one is priceless!

Revenant

I like "The God Myth - PT

Submitted by trailrider on January 25, 2007 - 8:55am.

I like "The God Myth - PT Barnum underestimated." But I don't remember where I saw it.

"Smile - God Doesn't Exist!"

Submitted by Alon Levy on January 24, 2007 - 11:49pm.

But I also like, "Have you forgotten about Jesus? Isn't it time you did?"

My favorite isn't an option, though. "Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

my fave too

Submitted by Anonymous User (not verified) on May 10, 2007 - 4:12pm.

I also would vote for "Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're an asshole." But I'm a Christian ...am I allowed to say that here? :-) it's just funny no matter what you believe. Maybe that's why it's not on your list?
BTW- I'm not anti-evolution (I found this site while Googling the origin of "grist for the mill", pretty random, huh) but I AM anti-bumper sticker. they're just ugly. the only one I have (it's not on my car) is "Some things exist whether you believe in them or not." Could mean God OR evolution, or both.

I don't know if this one counts because it's "focused" on one scary man rather than on God or religion in general, but my personal favorite is "Focus On Your Own Damn Family".

the one I voted for was "Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right". I can certainly agree with that without compromising my beliefs! I also liked the Jelly Donut one.
Sorry, but some of these are pretty dull & non-rage inspiring, i.e. "Stop Talking To Yourself!" (I would've thought it was a reference to wearing phones/headsets while driving)

Godless America could be cool if it said God Bless America w/the B crossed out. but it makes sense to me, so maybe it doesn't work for atheists.

The one I think is genuinely the most offensive is the condom one, I expected that to get the most votes.
Did that many people really love "Braise the Lord", or did they just not bother to scroll thru the list?

I like that

Submitted by RickU on May 11, 2007 - 3:26am.

GodBless America with the B crossed out is an excellent suggestion.

So many

Submitted by RickU on January 24, 2007 - 3:38pm.

"Born OK the first time" is good...but there are so many that are excellent. I'm a fan of, "I think therefore I'm an atheist", "God is just Pretend", "Doing my part..." and "Does God Speak To You? Consider Medication."

I'd put all 5 of these on my car.

Agreed.

Submitted by Jim Downey on January 24, 2007 - 3:55pm.

Yeah, I voted for the last one, but there are many I could easily put next to my "Republicans for Voldemort" sticker.

Jim Downey

"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Born OK The First Time

Submitted by Sporkyy on January 24, 2007 - 11:09am.

The best one is "Born OK The First Time".

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"Ponies are atheists, you know, technically."
- Me

Get a taste for religion...

Submitted by Anonymous User (not verified) on March 28, 2007 - 11:43am.

Go this one from a coworker today :

Get a Taste for Religion: Lick a Witch

My favorite was missing...

Submitted by G (not verified) on April 15, 2007 - 12:49am.

Atheism Is Myth Understood

I actually had this one on my car for years IN GEORGIA without being vandalized. But some asshole did try to pull my Darwin fish front license plate once.

Doing my part to piss off the religious right

Submitted by Diane (not verified) on May 21, 2007 - 1:47pm.

True story:
while driving from Memphis, TN to Pensacola Beach, FL my wife and I used small hand-held radios to keep in touch. we were in two cars and I had the children. We noticed another 2 car family must be on the same channel and apparently going the same direction. at some point, I believe it was near a huge traffic jam in Hattiesburg, one of the other radio channel users spotted my wife's bumper sticker (Focus on your own DAMN family) and told her traveling companion via radio "there is a bumper sticker up here that is about focus on the family, but i can't repeat it." she went on to lament how horrible that person [driving] must be. I listened and laughed. After a while I told her that it was MY WIFE driving that truck and I was sorry that the other one "doing my part to piss off the religious right" had fallen off.
stunned silence greeted my announcement. Sadly, my wife was on the phone with her office during this entire conversation or, no doubt, she would have entertained them even more.