Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Shoddy workmanship.
You'd think that God would have a better sense of workmanship. Guy's so sloppy, he left a big chunk of the crust missing, exposing the mantle:
Scientists have discovered a large area thousands of square kilometres in extent in the middle of the Atlantic where the Earth’s crust appears to be missing. Instead, the mantle - the deep interior of the Earth, normally covered by crust many kilometres thick - is exposed on the seafloor, 3000m below the surface.
But I'm sure the religious will explain how it was all part of "His Plan". They make excuses for shoddy work by this clown all the time.
Jim Downey
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Oh, God
Maybe this is just another "God moment" like in the movie starring George Burns. Says he screwed up the avocado. Made the pit too big. Just says it; hasn't fixed it, doesn't fix it and apparently has taken no further thought . . .
It's not his fault
You can't blame God for this screw up. Earth was a boxed set from IKEA. There were some parts left over and some missing hardware. Cut God some slack...that allen wrench is hard to work with.
Simple!
Well, that's awfully simple to explain. That's where all the water from Noah's flood drained into the Earth! See, there's actually a few simple proofs for a young Earth, just like the Bible says! (As long as you ignore the massive amounts of evidence for an estimated age of a few billion years, that is...)
I would love to get a photo
I would love to get a photo of that.
He Was Just Following The Instructions
You know, the part that says to cut a small slit in the crust so that the whole thing doesn't overheat and explode.
-T
Monday, Monday
He was going to fix that on Monday but the parts did not come in. Don't worry, he'll get it done. Promise.