Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
An Explanation
Hi Folks,
UTI was semi-down for quite a while over the weekend. I want to apologize for that. I took my family camping early Friday morning, and we did not get back until late last night.
Apparently, about an hour after we left the house and headed North, UTI's database decided to start drinking heavily. It got completely smashed, insulted the neighboring database's daughter with inappropriate and lewd suggestions, then fell asleep naked on the stairs of it's ex-wife's apartment.
It was locked up in the drunk tank all weekend with only limited internet access.
Rest assured it has had a good talking to.
Thanks for hanging in there!
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"Apparently, about an hour after we left the house and headed North, UTI's database decided to start drinking heavily. It got completely smashed, insulted the neighboring database's daughter with inappropriate and lewd suggestions, then fell asleep naked on the stairs of it's ex-wife's apartment.
It was locked up in the drunk tank all weekend with only limited internet access.
Rest assured it has had a good talking to."
That's the best binary personification I've ever heard! Yeah I was wondering if it was a cookie setting or something on my own computer that wasn't right but glad to see it wasn't :D.
Phewww!
I was worried for a while. Thanx for getting it all straightened out.