Atheist Humor is Something Wonderful

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Something Truly Wonderful

I was just thinking to myself about the lack of good atheist humor out there.

[link]Dear Anonymous Atheist Complaint Box,
I have been attracted to this girl at my school for months. I finally convinced her to go out on a date with me and it was going really well. We started making out and she unbuttoned her sweather. What do I see dangling right above her bra? You guessed it. I told her she could walk home.

[link]Dear Anonymous Atheist Complaint Box,
Is it going against atheism if I want to have sex with Crash Bandicoot?

[link]Dear Anonymous Atheist Complaint Box,
It would be really helpful if atheism had some sort of CD buyback program so I could offload all these fucking Creed and Michael W. Smith CDs I accumulated back when I believed god wanted me to listen to shitty music.

You're going to have to go read the rest for yourself. There's 4 whole pages of them!

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