Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
There are times...
...when I almost wish that there was an actual Christian-style afterlife, just for the humor potential it would present. Imagine the scene standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates for these folks:
Naked couple die from S.C. rooftop fall
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.
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That reminds me...
of an old joke.
Same situation-except it wasn't a office building, it was a brothel. The fleet was in town and business was so good they ran out of rooms. Not wanting to lose business, the madam sent the filly and her customer up to the roof. When in the midst of their fun they too rolled/fell off the roof and landed on the ground in front of the establishment, they of course expired. Shortly thereafter a drunk comes upon the scene. He does a double/triple take and then walks up to the door of the house and pounds on it until the madam opens the door and demands "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The drunk replies "I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell off the roof."
I love this site
Coolest Death Ever.
...but McCants said a
...but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.
Signs of fore-play might cinch the clearly "having sex on the roof" scenario.
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