
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Idiot mistakes peacock for vampire
Now this is what I call stupid. A man brutally attacked a peacock in a Staten Island Burger King and the poor bird had to be euthanized due to its injuries.
Although it's not clear what would cause a man to mistake a peacock for a vampire the common guesses are drugs or mental disorder. In either case the man should be shot but will probably only get a fine or a little time in prison.
















Devil
I hear there is medication for things like this, very good strong medicine. :-)