Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Our only hope is to make W President for Life.
OK, you may have already heard about this. But if not, it is my pleasure to introduce yet another right-wing nut who is all for chucking out the Constitution, imposing martial law, and declaring George W. Bush to be President for Life because, see, it's all in the interests of Western Civilization.
And no, I'm not kidding. Here's a taste:
As there appears to be no sensible result of the invasion of Iraq that will be popular with his countrymen other than retreat, President Bush is reviled; he has become another victim of Democracy.
By elevating popular fancy over truth, Democracy is clearly an enemy of not just truth, but duty and justice, which makes it the worst form of government. President Bush must overcome not just the situation in Iraq, but democratic government.
Oh, come now, he can't have *really* meant that, could he?
If President Bush copied Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans, he would achieve immediate results: popularity with his military; enrichment of America by converting an Arabian Iraq into an American Iraq (therefore turning it from a liability to an asset); and boost American prestiege while terrifying American enemies.
He could then follow Caesar's example and use his newfound popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America, and end the civil chaos caused by the continually squabbling Congress and the out-of-control Supreme Court.
President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world?
The source of this excrement is something called Family Security Matters, whose Board of Directors is like a list of right-wing stars. And the author of that crap is described as a 'Contributing Editor'.
Ah, let's hear it for those good-ol' conservative values!
Jim Downey
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Stuff like this is a pip
It makes me wonder, how frightened of other cultures must they be to want to destroy them? This nut obviously confuses carnage with strength.
Death camps in christs name
Since George Bush is a devout christians he can open the death camps in christs name and dedicate them to god.
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and the out-of-control Supreme Court.??
WTF!!??
"and the out-of-control Supreme Court."
By this of course, he means the most conservative-tilted Supreme Court in recent American history? (I'm sure he means to purge it of the last remaining centrists/liberals--and appoint Judge Roy Moore as Chief Justice).
If Bush declares himself "El Presidente Por Vida", our only hope would be a mass military revolt. Some military just might not be able to square that circle anymore of "uphold and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic" and simultaneously stomach a "Prez for Life". The electoral farce has to continue in some form for them to go along with it, I hope.
Martial law
Martial law and death camps "IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM".
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Also....
Did this goon sleep in history class?
"Caesar pacified Gaul by mass slaughter; he then used his successful army to crush all political opposition at home and establish himself as permanent ruler of ancient Rome. This brilliant action not only ended the personal threat to Caesar [...]"
....except that shortly after concluding his imperialist rampage (the success of which largely hinged on Caesar's ability to play local Gaulish rulers against each other, rather than a campaign of "mass slaughter"), Caesar was promptly assassinated by Roman senators.
After that, "the ancient Roman Empire that gave peace and prosperity to the known world" enjoyed a succession of wise, inspired and benevolent leaders: A perverted crazed loon who prostituted his sisters to strangers, made his horse a senator, murdered for the sheer fun of it and demanded that the populace worshipped statues of him. Another one executed his own mother and torched Rome, singing and playing the harp while the city burned. Oh, and they fed Christians to various animals as entertainment.
Yeah... great example.
Wow
Compared to that bush is almost not horrible. Almost.
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More brilliance from FSM
Here's another good one:
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/index.php?id=575255
Indeed.
Yeah, that's a good one. Because, you know, We're facing the exact same threat to our existence from a bunch of misfits in caves as we faced from the combined power of Japan and Germany during WWII.
What is it with these twits that they insist on completely misreading history in order to pump up their own importance?
Jim Downey
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Motive
Aha! Through clever deductive reasoning I have figured out this guy's true motives: Jesus was born as a result of the Jews being terrorized by the Romans. Good old Julius was leader of the Romans. Therefor if we create this same sort of situation by having Bush take over and conquer Iraq (with the net result of repopulating it with Fundies/Americans and sending the Iraqi people who knows where) Jesus will have no choice but to rise again to teach us the error of our ways, lead us to salvation and all that rot. And hey, even if Jesus doesn't come back they'll have gotten a nice patch of oil rich dessert.
Of course, someone will probably point out that it would be ludicrous to believe Jesus would come to the defense of Muslims. For that matter it wouldn't surprise me too much to learn that someone has already pointed out that the idea of Jesus coming to the aid of Jews is ludicrous.
Ya I think some people believe that
Some people are trying to fullfill biblical prophesies by creating hell on earth and stuff like that.
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