Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy.
Former British spy David Shayler has cleared up the confusion for Christians all over the world. That's right, you Christian folks can stop worrying about that whole "second coming" deal because, well, David Shayler is the Messiah.
Praise David!
How do I know it's true, you say? Well, because David says that it's true - and the Messiah can't lie. Duh.
[David aka the Christ conciousness] "I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness).
As the Holy Spirit is God incarnate as essence, I am God incarnated as spirit and man.
It is absolutely clear to me that the world is going to hell in a handcart. Few would dispute that humanity needs a Messiah to get it through these difficult times.
This is all rather embarrassing for someone who was an atheist technocrat three years ago. And I am painfully aware how mad all this sounds."
No, no, David, I don't think that you are aware at how completely and utterly insane you sound. Otherwise you wouldn't be calling news conferences to spotlight your lunacy.
David's mother was not available for comment.
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Useless Websites created by amateur religious/comic book cultist
Why don't you ask why a Hispanic Security Guard/Artist
in Michigan thinks he some kind of religious cult
leader by piecing together paragraphs from multiple
religious and contemporary texts and then dubbing
himself an expert in biblical apologetics??? lol
http://www.christianevidenceroom.com
One pastor said he was an "apologist."
If he's so good at being a religious leader/expert,
Ask him why doesn't his personal life and business
life and non-academic life work? Do people actually
think this website has REAL
value that it should be run
by a non-Ph.D or lack of credibility type of shady
character/con-artist/street thug from the Streets of
Detroit, MI.
He likes to debate with muslims in Borders Bookstore
and force his religion of a Disastrous/Authoritative
God on people, a man with a handgun(ccw) and bible to
beat people up with. Someone should put this "mindfuck"
website in a headlock and take it down!! Someone with
legal authority should revoke his CCW because
of criminal background and history!! One really
shouldn't mix guns with bibles, especially from
non-educated buffoons who swear they've been saved
by Christ or God !
This guy's email is contact@christianevidenceroom.com
and also contact@abelramirez.com
Insane asylums are chock full of Jesuses
*Sigh* Insane asylums are chock full of Jesuses, Napoleon Bonapartes, etc.
I remember a stand-up comedian (can't remember who) saying something like
"What about those guys walking down the street talking to themselves...maybe they're just reluctant prophets:
God: I need you to do something for me
Homeless Bum (responding but talking to seemingly no one): NO, I can't! I just can't"
Makes you wonder how many people were tortured and put to death through the centuries on account of bad dreams---either their own or someone else's.
The Israeli police, incidentally, are trained to look for signs of religious mania in visiting tourists, and take into custody those who get too rowdy/out of hand.
Isn't there some Hispanic guy running around Florida claiming to be both the New Messiah and the Anti-Christ (but in a good way) all rolled into one...he even sports a "666" ring or something...let's put the two of them together and have a pro-wrestling "steel cage deathmatch" ... Jesus versus the Anti-Christ---up next on pay-per-view!
Can Someone Explain?
Can someone explain to me exactly what in the hell an "atheist technocrat" is? I know what an atheist is, obviously, and I think that "technocrat" means someone who participates, or advocates a "technocracy", or "government by experts", but my questions are:
1. Is there any nation on the planet who's government is a true "technocracy"?
2. How does mating the word "atheist" with the word "technocrat" make any sense whatsoever? What the heck do the two have to do with each other? I suspect it was done because in Our Lord And Savior The Messiah David's (aka the Christ consciousness aka The Holy Spirit's) tiny little brain he came up with two of what he considers to be the scariest words to describe a person, and strung them together for the *gasp!* effect he desired.
Are all Messiahs this stupid?
I'm more worried about his true motives
Seems like it could have a prophetic implications.
If I wanted to mark everyone with the beast's number then an atheist technocrat is exactly what I'd need -- even if he's out of practice.
How sure are we that this David Shayler guy shouldn't have an 'anti-' in front of his 'Messiah'?
My guess
I've heard wingnuts use the word technocrat in a derogatory way when talking about organizations like OSHA regulating factory safety. In their twisted world, all government regulation is a bad thing. I guess, when they say technocrat, they mean bureaucrat or something. Since this guy was a spy, technocrat was probably another word for his bosses who would not let him kill the evil-doers at his discretion. So, atheist technocrat, was probably just another word for atheist bureaucrat. An unfeeling, cold hearted, unspiritual technocrat. That is my guess, anyway.
Makes sense to me
Jim,
Now you know why there is so little information in the Wholly Babble about the other Jebus' early life. He was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it.
So, Jebus was an atheist?
You know, I find that rather amusing. Something like Christopher Moore's Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Absolutely hilarious book...
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
Klaus Kinski
Clearly Jesus already came back, and he was Klaus Kinski, he even went on tour.
Embarrassing? I'll say.
Embarrassing? I'll say. All that heathen debauchery and denigration of religion now coming back to bite you in the butt as you realize that you were just denying your own true nature. Sheesh, embarrassing doesn't begin to cover it. Good thing that He is able to forgive himself.
And I always look at the bright side of life: this must mean that there's hope yet for the rest of us godless fools. I mean, we can skip that whole "having to die" thing and jump right to Godhood. Cool!
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
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