Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
If UTI Had A Potluck Dinner, What Would You Bring?
Corn on the cob
32% (42 votes)
Potato salad
5% (7 votes)
One of those nasty, pre-made macaroni salads they package up and sell in the deli display at the Super Walmart
3% (4 votes)
Baby back ribs made from real Christian babies
17% (23 votes)
Pfft. Beer, moron.
42% (56 votes)
Total votes: 132
The Potluck
Years back, I was a professional pastry chef, trained by a Swiss master baker -- and YES, I know it sounds funny. Just be glad I gave up the career before *I* became a master baker.
This is not to say I would bake something special. Nope. Instead, I'd bring some kind of really cheap prepackaged bread thingies, and then spend the whole evening feeling smug that only I knew how totally crappy they really were. :D
I can't move out of my parent's house, it has all my stuff in it
Hey, where's the "whatever my mother made for me to bring" option?
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"Ponies are atheists, you know, technically."
- Me
Well, looks like...
....we'd have plenty of beer, anyway.
Jim Downey
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