Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
No, not Chuck Norris!!!
This might be old news to some of you, but I had no idea this was how Chuck Norris felt about bringing religion into the classroom. I'm mildly devastated. My brother conquered his fear of the ocean when he was younger by pretending he was Chuck Norris kicking the ocean's ass. That memory feels dirty now.
I guess I should be all that surprised when There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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carlos ray norris is just flat out gangster
Plus he's a lousy actor
As a part-time actor, I get testy about bad actors who make lots of flicks for reasons that have nothing to do with acting... but then I guess I should gt over it....
Ok... done
Frank Moorman, skeptic
also!
i'd just like to point out, that... um... as there are only seven functional characters in a phone number after the "1-XXX-" part, the, uh, actually phone number is not "1-888-BIBLE-NOW"
it's "1-888-BIBLE-NO".
thank you. and good night.
I will admit . . .
. . . that the whole "Chuck Norris is xxx" theme is somewhat funny, but I honestly was never really impressed by the guy. Maybe just because of my age, or that I did learn a martial art that didn't involve breaking things with my forehead, but I can't say that I am surprised by his lack of critical thinking ability.
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seriously?
i don't find it funny at all. i think it jumped its shark before it got off the dock. i dunno. perhaps it's because i knew the guy was a wanker, and jesus freak before i heard the jokes.
but whatever. the guy's clearly a tool. moving on...
Huckabee endorsed by Chuck Norris
Maybe old chronologically, but like the Kirk Cameron/banana hilarity, it's the kind of video that never gets old.
The latest news on the Chuckster is that he has endorsed Mike Huckabee for president. This is not surprising since Huckabee raised his hand at a debate when asked "who here does not believe in evoltuion?"
From CNN:
Thanks for the punditry Mr. Norris, but let's just stick with what you're good at, karate and catching bad guys on teevee.
Oh, and to stick with the theme: When the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
It's Another Fist!
Norris is undoubtedly a loon, but this Huckabee video cracks me up. :) I won't be voting for Huckabee, but I respect a guy who can get a little silly in the middle of a Presidential campaign.
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