
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
I double-dog dare ya!
That's right - I double-dog dare ya to make sense of this lunatic raving, right here on our very own UTI. It was so good, I just had to point it out!
Jim Downey



















A warning to impressionable youth
This is your mind on angst-filled uncritical acceptance. Any questions?
the return of rafael
I moderate an atheism board at Google Groups, and rafael (I'm assuming it's the same person since the user name, the message, the incredibly long posts and the horrible grammar and spelling are so similar) at one time was a frequent poster and provided us with lots of entertainment. I eventually had to stop responding because it made my brain hurt to try to decipher what was being said. He/she is really just another troll, IMHO, but there's plenty of fodder for entertainment if you're into that sort of thing.
Vowel Movement
Huh? The internet, even today, is a textual medium. Your ideas and thoughts rise and fall on the strength of your written communication skills.
This person is mentally defective, English is their second language, or both.
My money is on both.
Eww.
This isn't even mental masturbation. It's frustrated mental impotence.
At 20,659 words, this is the religious-verbal version of a limp dick. As long as bot-boy is doing this, he isn't out pestering women and children on the streets.
Ow, my head
If it weren't for the sheer volume of this and that they don't abbreviate "you" with "u" I would swear this was written by a 12 year old.
I love it how the parts where it's obvious the guy pasted something show that he/she has absolutely no idea what the meaning of the pasted text is. Although, they do become more coherent when talking about the bible (familiar ground).
"If there is evil in this world, it lurks within the hearts of men" ~Edward D. Morrison, Tales of Phantasia
Making sense of the nonsensical? Quite a challenge.
Paraphrasing:
The funniest part is seeing the author's tortured grammar and incoherence disappear wherever he pastes something.
A fine example of demented raving indeed.
Amen!
I only made it a couple sentences in before I got dizzy. At least now I don't feel so bad about writing long, wandering comments. At least my comments have something to do with something, most of the time.
Sometimes I take the word "Godbot" literally. I think that there are probably only five or six real religious lunatics on the internet, and some joker simply feeds their writings into a program which then switches the order of the paragraphs, misspells a few dozen words, inserts random punctuation marks and then posts it to a few thousand forums. It's all just a hoax to get internet users to think that fundies are actually trying to learn how to read.
It's what they're good at.
'Nuff said.
Jim Downey
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This is one of those times
This is one of those times that I should listen to my momma and not be taunted into action by a dare.