I'm 37% Evil Genius

Dirk Diggler's picture

Finally, a really good - stupid internet test!

I am 37% Evil Genius.
I Want to be Evil!

I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.

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Brent Rasmussen's picture

I Am Here To Thwart You

I am 15% Evil Genius.
Evil Fears Me!

I thwart evil. I am definitely the “Good guy” type. Evil runs from my aurora of all things good and right. Look out James Bond.

Watch out, evil geniuses! I'm going to thwart you all to within an inch of your lives!

Cat's picture

Only 56% evil

I am 56% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Gotta say, I have no clue who this pathetic little human is. Although some of the questions, like "Does a handsome man ever show up to thwart your evil deeds" are kind of weird in that I can't give my real answer (answer: "I wish" to the showing up part, "not on your life" to the thwarting part, anyway most of the hot guys I've seen in TV/Movies/comics are distinctly on the evil side). I also don't kick injured animals (healthy animals make more reliable minions than silly humans).

KC's picture

I am 76% Evil Genius. I am

I am 76% Evil Genius.
Evil to the Bone!

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Tara's picture

You are all pathetic. :-)

In all honesty, I thought I was a pretty good person. I really wasn't expecting 82% evil genius (Pinky and the Brain RULES!). I'm sort of... flattered... (oh oh).

I am 82% Evil Genius.
Evil to the Bone!

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

katylava's picture

one day

I will achieve evil dominance over you! And this how I'll do it... first, geniusly, I will kick a hurt animal. Then, I will find a protagonist to be my archnemesisesis! Then... [work in progress]

I am 80% Evil Genius.
Evil to the Bone!

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

no matter where you go, there you are

Jim Downey's picture

82%? Can I be your minion?

Shirts are already available!

Jim Downey

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Jim Downey's picture

Mwahahaha!

I laugh at your puny attempts to be evil, Dirk!

I am 74% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Just read some of my "Jim Downey Stories", and see what I mean!

Jim Downey

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Like Science Fiction? Read my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Dang Jim, you are evil!

Okay, I concede that, in fact, you are more evil than I, but in order to judge just how evil you really are, I would need to see how Dick Cheney scores on this test.

Jim Downey's picture

"One Million Percent"

If Al Gore (I think that's who the picture on my score is supposed to be) is 74% Evil Genius, then no doubt that Darth Cheney would have to be pushing seven digits . . .

Heh. I wonder how bad I would have been had I not answered that I like animals . . .

Jim Downey

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Like Science Fiction? Read my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.

ML's picture

Define "like"

I wonder how bad I would have been had I not answered that I like animals . . .

Grilled?
Deep-fried?
Dancing?

And then there's the kinky stuff..........

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