
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
I'm 37% Evil Genius
Finally, a really good - stupid internet test!
I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.




















I Am Here To Thwart You
I thwart evil. I am definitely the “Good guy” type. Evil runs from my aurora of all things good and right. Look out James Bond.
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Watch out, evil geniuses! I'm going to thwart you all to within an inch of your lives!
Only 56% evil
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
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Gotta say, I have no clue who this pathetic little human is. Although some of the questions, like "Does a handsome man ever show up to thwart your evil deeds" are kind of weird in that I can't give my real answer (answer: "I wish" to the showing up part, "not on your life" to the thwarting part, anyway most of the hot guys I've seen in TV/Movies/comics are distinctly on the evil side). I also don't kick injured animals (healthy animals make more reliable minions than silly humans).
I am 76% Evil Genius. I am
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
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You are all pathetic. :-)
In all honesty, I thought I was a pretty good person. I really wasn't expecting 82% evil genius (Pinky and the Brain RULES!). I'm sort of... flattered... (oh oh).
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
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one day
I will achieve evil dominance over you! And this how I'll do it... first, geniusly, I will kick a hurt animal. Then, I will find a protagonist to be my archnemesisesis! Then... [work in progress]
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
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no matter where you go, there you are
82%? Can I be your minion?
Shirts are already available!
Jim Downey
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Mwahahaha!
I laugh at your puny attempts to be evil, Dirk!
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
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Just read some of my "Jim Downey Stories", and see what I mean!
Jim Downey
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Dang Jim, you are evil!
Okay, I concede that, in fact, you are more evil than I, but in order to judge just how evil you really are, I would need to see how Dick Cheney scores on this test.
"One Million Percent"
If Al Gore (I think that's who the picture on my score is supposed to be) is 74% Evil Genius, then no doubt that Darth Cheney would have to be pushing seven digits . . .
Heh. I wonder how bad I would have been had I not answered that I like animals . . .
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
Define "like"
Grilled?
Deep-fried?
Dancing?
And then there's the kinky stuff..........