Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Gen.JC Christian, patriot, is on the job for Mike Huckabee:
The Mike Huckabee Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans Opens
January 20, 2008 is a day that will live forever in the hearts of Americans, for it is the day the Mile Huckabee Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans opened it's doors for the first time in the Pini Region of Second Life, http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pini/91/19.
"I've worked hard every day of my life to get to this point," said Center Director GenJCChristian Homewood shortly after Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter cut the ribbon and opened the facility. "I've been saving Spermatazoan-Americans from the Tubesock Holocaust for years," Homewood continued, "by liberating them and providing them homes in mason jars I kept in my cellar until I ran out of room. This facility gives me the space I need to continue to give them their freedom."
Homewood got the idea to name the Center after presidential candidate Mike Huckabee when he heard Huckabee state his support for the Georgia Personhood Amendment and the Human Life Amendment to the United States Constitution. "I thought if Gov. Huckabee supports granting civil rights to embryo-Americans and to the little 70 cell blastocyst-Americans, then surely he supports the rights of our tiniest citizens, the spermatazoan-Americans," Homewood recalled. "I believe that if Gov. Huckabee achieves the presidency, he will finally put an end to the tubesock holocaust," he continued.
Brilliant, as always.
Jim Downey
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Genesis38:9-10
Onan got a bum rap. All he did was coitus interruptus.
coitus interruptus? Not quite.
There's more to it than that simple description.
If you take the story, Onan was doing something far more serious than simple birth control.
In that society, he was throwing a serious insult against his late brother (and by extension, his own parents), and throwing the widow out of the family - to possibly starve or go into prostitution. Not a good prospect for a woman in those days.
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