
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Hand me that electric drill, will you?
It never ceases to amaze me the things that people will do to themselves in the quest for kicks or 'enlightenment'. Like this:
Diary Entry: 03-22-00
This weekend I had a hole drilled through my skull. I read that this increased one's consciousness permanently. I read about the supposed de-conditioning properties. I read about more parts of the brain working simultaneously as there would be more blood up there to help this happen. The arguments for it all seemed to be quite lengthy, quite detailed, thought out and researched, and very intelligent. The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is 'crazy' and talk like, "What's more conscious than conscious?". I heard from an acquaintance on telephone that she was glad she had done it, felt more mental energy, and had days of brilliance. I came to believe that the key to a permanent consciousness increase was a hole in the skull, to restore the full brain pulsation of infancy.
Yup, we're talking trepanation, the ultimate high. No, I'm not kidding - there really are people who install holes in their skull for fun. Via Mo at Neurophilosophy (where I came across this topic a couple of weeks ago):
On January 16th, 1965, Hughes performed a trepanation on himself using an electric drill, a surgical knife and a hypodermic needle to administer a local anaesthetic. He was subsequently arrested and committed to a psychiatric institution for a short period of time. (Hughes wrote a book entitled Trepanation: The Cure for Psychosis, and is featured in a 1998 documentary called A Hole in the Head.)
Another of Hughes's followers is Peter Halvorson (right), who founded the International Trepanation Advocacy Group in 1997. Halvorson performed self-trepanation in 1972 as a treatment for the depression from which he was suffering. Hughes had recommended that he find a doctor to perform the operation, but he was unable to, and performed it himself after learning the procedure from a plastic surgeon. Here, he describes how he felt while drilling a hole in his skull:
I could hear gurgling, and I could feel the shifting of volume in the brain water. There was a warm feeling as my metabolism cranked up a bit.
Woo-hoo! Sign me up!
So, how did all fare with our first fool? His first-hand account (complete with bloody pictures) is fascinating, in a "I can't believe this guy did this" sort of way (and I'm not bothered by surgery - I put myself through grand school working in a surgical unit). And he goes on at some considerable length talking about the increased sensations and awareness . . . only to conclude this in his final diary entry:
I have come to the frustrating conclusion that the trepanation has had no lasting effect. I mean, the effects were subtle the whole time anyway and they appear to have worn off. I have considered that very likely it was a combination of two things. One, the blood most certainly did rush up to those unused parts of the brain pretty intensely and very regularly for the first few weeks while I was healing, and very likely drawn back out of those areas now. Two, I was more attentive to every sensation and all somatic input because I was just being very attentive consciously in an attempt to notice the effects. Since I paid more attention to everything, it was all a little more intense, yes. As much I hate to realize it, I believed what I wanted to believe.
Well, seems not all was lost.
Jim Downey
















Trepanation...the other headache medicine
Well, if all the cool freaks are doing it, then where do I sign up? I mean, I've got all these brains pushing on my skull and I want it to be free...free as the wind blows. *hums*
Brain... Too.. Big!
Heheh... Yeah, PMomma, me too! My brain is so freakin' huge, I'd need to cut the entire top off of my skull and let it expand out and over the edge like a big soufflé.
Woo! ;)
The Solution Presents Itself
From the testimony of the, if I may I coin a term, "holer" coupled with your hypothesis of total skull removal it is obvious that the only course is more holes in more places in more heads in more people in more places more often. Imagine the implications for a world wide concordance and personal revelation!
Seriously. One who drills, or contracts to have drilled, a hole in one's head and survives (outside of a surgical theater) is bound to be swept up by a sense of survival, of overcoming overwhelming odds. After all, to have one's head holed usually results in a quick death, unattended by any tender ministrations or accolade. The attendant demands on the bodie's resources to deal with such a wound, uncomplicated by the surprise of accident or attack, could certainly manifest unfamiliar sensation and emotion. To interpret such sensation and emotion as "higher consciousness" or "liberation of mind" is justifiably attributable to ignorance and wishful thinking. See, it's easier than facing facts. And so much more comforting.
I'd still be so indulging if the idea hadn't become so repugnant through observation of others and own self. Still, the idea seems to hold a fascination for some; like those confronting a king cobra must feel. Awesome admiration squelching survival instinct.
Cinematic inspiration
He might have been inspired by the movie Pi
Thanks, DOF . . .
. . . I'll have to add that tot he NetFlix queue.
Jim Downey
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redundant?
In order to believe that, he must already have had a hole in his head...
...............wow..............
I'm speechless.
But not for long, the key is to teach them that it really does work, but the key is to drill the hole with an auger bit, and you need to go all the way through. At least we might get a Darwin Award out of it.
Skull Tapping
Why, that quitter. Obviously, to keep the freshly-drilled feeling, he needs to do it AGAIN!
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The business about the arguments-for and the arguments-against, that's one of the big things we face in society but rarely notice. A seller has everything to gain from people buying his thingie, and so will say anything, and LOTS of anything, to get people to buy it. Typically, there's little to nothing in the "against" category. So we Americans, exposed daily to the wonders of four-wheel-drive SUVs and such, buy and buy and buy them, and nobody tells us what idiots we are for being sucked in. (For instance, the fact that you might need 4WD about .08% of the time you're driving, but you pay in lowered gas mileage 100% of the time.)
As for this guy's statement, "The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is 'crazy' ..." well, I'm guessing he didn't go out of his way to find anything more solid.
Why Not?
I'd read that site not long after it was up and had pretty much the same reaction as you Jim.
When someone has a bad headache I suggest trepanation as a cure to release the evil spirits inhabiting their skull.
Why Not? As long as people are following the religions of their ancestors for no real reason, why not go whole hog and toss in trepanation for good measure?
I approach trepanation
With trepidation.
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