Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Be sure to take your meds first.
I'm going to be completely preoccupied with another project for the next several days, but I just could not resist passing on this delightfully wacky site. Here's a little excerpt, from one of their posts titled "WHY ALL EVOLUTIONISTS ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE":
Well, first, for this edition of this web page, we will not be addressing the criminal nature of evolutionists’ insanity. That we will do at a future time. So, for now, why are all evolutionists insane? They are all insane because they have no “legend of empirical advent.” What is a legend of empirical advent? It is “one or more things that demonstrate or imply the existence of something unseen.” And keep in mind it doesn’t matter whether these things are real or imaginary.
Every teaching of unseen realities must have, at the very least, a legend of empirical advent. Evolution is supposed to be a teaching of an unseen reality. Yes, evolution is a teaching. Specifically, it is the teaching that there is “something that transforms the DNA of an organism’s offspring so that those offspring are in one or more ways more advantaged to live in our world.” Now, the “transforming something” is not an object or, even, a force. It is something that exists only in the minds of evolutionists. Now, science requires, before one adopt an idea about something unseen as useful that there be some correlation between that idea and the real world. In the case of evolution, more specifically, we are talking about a correlation between the idea of evolution, supposedly an unseen reality, and the biological world. Well, there is none. On the other hand, when we talk about, for example, God there is.
When we talk about God, whether you’re a theist or an atheist, there is a mountain (or, better yet, mountain range) of legends of empirical advent. These consist of both biblical reports and extrabiblical reports. The Bible, of course, is jam-packed with reports about direct experience with God and, extrabiblically, primitive tribes around the world report the existence of one or more, albeit nonexistent, gods.
*sigh* It's better in the original bad website design.
Anyway, it's called the "Life Foundation Nexus", and it can be your source for endless hours of amusement, so long as you take enough drugs/drink enough to stop the pain caused by reading the insanity. Have fun!
Jim Downey
(Via MeFi.)
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I wasn't really interested
I wasn't really interested in clicking on much there (could induce some fundy flashbacks, although this guy is way out there). But I couldn't help but clicking on the "Martial Arts". Here's his post:
This is our first web page that deals with the martial arts.
We support the Chicago Tae Kwan Do Institute. We encourage all Christians and all good, decent, law-abiding people everywhere to take some form of formal, self-defense training. All the men and women at the L. F. Nexus hold black belts in various martial arts.
Just following the words of Black Belt Jesus I guess. "Verily I say unto thee: oooooyyyyyyjjjaaahhhhh!"
Wonderfully Narcissistic (If that is indeed the spelling)
The guy seems to have an obsession with the power of big numbers--volume makes right, you might say. His 'unified field theory' which makes time travel possible, is 100,000 pages, with about 6000 pages per volume. His mythical supercomputer has analyzed ten million pages of porn (about three days worth of internet spam, I'd say)--without anyone looking at the pictures, of course. His super database of anti-evolution proofs has won over 450,000 debates--not only not losing one, but not being updated in several years. Presumably evolutionists are too scared to debate him.
Not for him dozens or hundreds of proofs of his own godhood. He must have millions. He's invented a whole zoo of academic credentials for himself, awarded by himself at the numerous imaginary institutions of which he is director.
And he's gonna tell us all about it in detail just as soon as he gets some sleep and updates the pages--or rather, his many web designers and acolytes update the pages. Perhaps they're all too busy praising his illustrious name?
Steve "Apparently just a casual evolutionist" James
I've come a long way
You know....I can remember a point in my life when I would have prided myself for taking a stance against "evilution." However, in the many years between that point and now, I've done some deep philosophical thinking that led me to atheism, then pursued a BS in biochemistry and actually graduated. I even worked a bit in the biotech industry and was a lab manager at one of the best universities in the country. And not until now, after my first year in grad school at a health science center, did I really understand why tolerating these ideas in society is so incredibly harmful.
And this post just reminds me of all the work ahead of me!
It's all in the math, man
"A monkey has given birth to a creature that is 999,999,999,999,999,999/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 monkey and 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 human being.
A monkey has given birth to a creature that is x/(x+1) monkey and 1/(x+1) human being."
Well, shit. How can you argue with those kind of numbers? And the algebra and all. Imagine! An ancestor that was only one quintillionth human. I had a boss once that I thought was only half human, but, you know, how can you argue with higher mathematics?
So the fact that "primitive
So the fact that "primitive tribes" believe in "nonexistent gods" is evidence that god *does* exist? Hilarious!
Different view
The site was probably done by about a 15-year-old. The fact that he's doing this stuff means he cares enough to speak up and is bright enough to figure out how to do it. He's just still under the influence of his parent's religion.
Ten years from now, he'll be embarrased about this, and probably a staunch atheist.
.........
Okay, I've had a chance to look at more of the site, and I take back everything I said. This is some bugf*ck crazy stuff, and whoever's behind appears not only to be mentally disturbed, but suffering from some sort of strange compulsion.
Liars for Jesus
Woh boy, this is treasure trove of delusion, deceit and downright insanity. I love how the website's 'About' section claims that it is a joint venture with the "Chicago Theoretical Physics Institute".
That sounds really quite impressive until you dig deeper and find that the "Chicago Theoretical Physics Institute" is his invention and consists of ONE hosted web page. Almost nothing on the page actually works, but is designed to make the institute look like a real-life academy. The obvious purpose for the page is to conjure up some faked legitimacy for this crackpot. Have a look at the link in the top right corner Unified Field Theory Disproves Evolution
No one lies as well as liars for Jesus. And they have the bare-faced cheek to lecture us on morality!
I'm convinced
After reading his web page, I see where I've been going wrong all these years. Seriously, people like that are too stupid to realise that they're stupid.
1 simple question-
Does he even understand the meaning of the word "legend"...as in myth or fable?
And I can't afford enough drink/drugs to make me forget this level of idiocy, worse luck.
Thanks Jim
There's six minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lunatics. But hey, at least they do not advocate killing Hillary Clinton. That's got to be a plus, right?
(Note to the NSA: Please follow the link above. And also note that I said "do not", and I was referring to someone else, not myself. I will probably be voting for Hilary if she gets the nomination.)
(Goodness I'm paranoid.) ;)
after a violent twitching fit
I wonder if it ever even crossed this fucktards mind that his concepts applied even better to his personal case than to evilutionist™. How do people like this even remember to breath?
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