Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Just because you're paranoid . . .
. . . doesn't mean that the aliens are not out to get you:
A Bosnian man whose home has been hit an incredible five times by meteorites believes he is being targeted by aliens.
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But Mr Lajic, who has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house he owns in the northern village of Gornja Lamovite, has an alternative explanation.
He said: "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate."
The first meteorite fell on his house in November last year and since then a further four have smashed into his home. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, never when there are clear skies.
OK, it's from Ananova, and a quick search didn't turn up any other dependable sources, so take it for what it is worth.
But think, what if it is true? Aliens dropping rocks on this poor bastard. And only when it rains, so no one can see them. It's driving the guy nuts. Now, that's what I call a sense of humor. Aliens like that would really fit in here. Probably get their own show on Comedy Central.
Jim Downey
(Cross posted to Communion of Dreams. Via BoingBoing.)
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Like God, Aliens are an Incompetent Menace
What? The aliens can hit a house from orbit but they don't know to send a larger rock a little faster and blast the thing to rubble?
I think this guy has it wrong. The aliens aren't after him.
They're just trying to annoy his insurance company.
Steve "Maybe it's that Gecko Alien" James
Sounds like Wowbagger the
Sounds like Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged really has it in for this guy. It used to be just insults...
meteorites?
Well, let's see the purported meteorites. A simple examination will determine whether they are indeed meteorites. It still won't prove that they all hit the house, but it can begin to probe the veracity of the claims.
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