Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
What that Rude Guy said.
Brilliant:
Man, it'd been awesome if the Pope had said, in that "Fuck, Josef Mengele is about to inject my eyeball" voice of his, "Shit, that really contradicts my image of a nation of bloated, reality show-watching materialists who don't give a rat fuck that their government tortures and murders, who would rather suck a horse's dick than actually help the poor, and who toast their TVs whenever they hear about the latest execution, but, hey, sure, George, we'll go with your description for the next coupla days."
Bush & the Pope deserve one another.
Jim Downey
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The Pope = Brilliant thinker
The pope shared these very progressive words upon his arrival (paraphrased)....."pedophiles should not be members of the clergy". Wow. No shit. I guess that is why the catholic church has paid out two billion dollars to victims and systematically attempted to cover up the crimes of the church since the catholic church was formed. Way to go pope. I like a guy that will take a stand a couple thousand years too late. Word on the street says next week the pope is going to tell all catholics in Africa that condoms might not be a bad idea...but the church will have to convene a meeting to debate the issue. The church will make it's official position known in the year 3067.
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