Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
That's One Tough Biker Chick!
He should just draw the Blessed Virgin on his head with a Sharpie instead of wearing a helmet from now on! Key quote from the article:
[link] There has been no word on if the Diocese of Monterey will investigate Lipton's leg as a legitimate apparition of the Virgin Mary.
My cognitive dissonance meter just exploded.
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Perhaps he should consider having his leg amputated and preserved so he can sell it on eBay.
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Why is it that nobody sees the "blessed virgin", in their shit stained underpants. Its always a wound, piece of burnt toast, moldy fuck'in fruit, shadow or refracted light... Just once I would like to see a story like that!
"blessed virgin", in their shit stained underpants.
I'll have you know that I routinly pray to an image of the "blessed virgin" that manifested it's self on my shit stained underpants.
It's a personal holy relic of my personal relationship with god. So i havn't told the media outlets about it.
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I had an interesting
I had an interesting apparition in one of my old apartments. I had three roommates, only one bathroom, and nobody wanted to clean it. After a few months, a rust and shitstain Jesus face started to appear in the bottom of the toilet. As I was taking a leak one day, part of the oval shaped stain gave way producing eyeholes and a goatee effect, and it became more obvious. Friends and roommates alike were impressed, I can tell you. No, really!
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Jesus of the Porcelain!
Praying to Ralph...
I dunno about Jesus, but I've prayed to Ralph at the porcelain throne many times...
Jim Downey
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Heh.
One old joke was semen stains on sheets in the shape of the Virgin Mary. It was a holy miracle, drawing an audience of praying (and paying) thousands, until the guy's mother came over one day while he was out and did his laundry for him.
Why does nobody see that kind of thing? Well, they do. I happen to know that Janet Jackson has a birthmark on her left buttcheek that looks exactly like a Nativity scene, complete with Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, the manger, the Three Wise Men, the Star, the Little Drummer Boy, a donkey, three chickens and a box of myrrh.
But the cowardly news media refuses to cover uplifting stories like that.
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