Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Caution Church
As we're road tripping, in at least 2 states now MandyU and I have noticed some interesting signage. If I can get a picture of one as we're cruising by I'll post it here as well. It's a caution sign just like any normal deer crossing or school crosswalk warning. The big yellow diamond. In this particular warning sign though, it just says, "Church".
I think its very considerate of both Texas and Louisiana to warn us that there may be crazy people entering the road ahead. I think this should probably be a national standard.
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Some, but not all, such
Some, but not all, such signs in my area actually read, "SLOW CHURCH." Whenever I see them I think, "Is there any other kind?"
Brent can probably relate to
Brent can probably relate to the 'Bapt-a-dome' in central Phoenix.
It always used to annoy me hugely that the city would have to pay to send police to shut down major streets and try to get the congregation out of the parking lot at least once every week. It's another reason I don't live in Phoenix any more.
It would be useful (in the
It would be useful (in the South at least) if the signs were more specific. Some churches are more "dangerous" than others: snakes, pompadours, deep-seated prejudices, etc.
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