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Hay-soos Sucks!
Heheh... Kenneth Joel Hotz, one-half of the reality TV show called "Kenny Vs. Spenny", will stop at nothing to win the competition with his friend Spenny Rice - including pissing off every Christian in Toronto.
Q: So... what happened?
A: The competition this week is who can piss off the most people. I was going out and actually getting beaten up a couple of times, because I went into a baseball diamond and I stole a team’s baseball. They all beat me up.
Q: Are you all right?
A: I’m OK. But I just realized I didn’t really want to hurt individuals. I just thought it was mean and unlikeable. So I decided I’d just rather piss off large groups of people instead.
Q: What made you decide to pick on Christians?
A: My excuse: I wanted the banner to say “Heil Hitler” or “Guys are stupid” or something, but the airplane company wouldn’t agree to those. So, I said, “My friend Jesus [said with a Hispanic accent] is getting married and I want to play a joke on him.” And Jesus [said with hispanic intonation] spells Jesus [said with non-hispanic intonation]. They didn’t want to intentionally piss people off, so I kind of manipulated the situation.Quote courtesy of the National Post
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"Prove it!"
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Bahahaha!!
This is brilliant! I would have loved to see all the hardcore Christians see it and look absolutely disgusted. I'm usually all for respecting people's beliefs, but the facial expressions would be SO worth it!
Haha
With all the hateful things that fundamentalists and other hard-core religious types spew about atheists (or anyone with a differing opinion for that matter), this is pretty tame. So yeah. The whole "don't insult people's beliefs" mantra doesn't fly with me.
I respect the right to believe in whatever makes sense to you, and believe it to be a very important right. Sure, we get some nutjobs, but ultimately we can progress without repression (remember Galileo).
That being said, some people believe some goofy shit, and I don't need to respect that. This political correctness is old.
All that and Kenny vs. Spenny has had some great episodes. I'll have to find this one.
Hehehe, Now if you wanted
Hehehe,
Now if you wanted to move up to the Big Leagues of Pissing People Off En Masse, you would have made up a story about your friend Mohammed, whom you want to play a joke on. That would piss far more people off, especially in Toronto.
Bad taste can be fun
I'm an atheist too and would usually agree with km.
In this case I think the giggle factor wins over common sense. That was some funny lulz :D
Thank god for humour!
Re: Bad taste can be fun
So you're an atheist who believes in humor gods?
lol, just pointing it out.
lol
That was the joke. =D
Take it from an expert -
Take it from an expert - I've been Photoshopping since 1991 - and I see absolutely no indications that this has been faked.
I am an atheist, and am
I am an atheist, and am totally against this kind of behaviour.
Insulting the cherished beliefs of millions of people will not 'get the message out'. Rather, this only inflames intolerance.
km
I understand this POV. I
I understand this POV. I even agreed with it until about a year ago. Then I started taking graduate level biology classes, and the profs were so beaten down that they would whisper the word evolution and would quickly move on to a noncontroversial topic. Being respectful is good, but adherence to the stupidity of religion out of respect is something we shouldn't tolerate anymore. Its time to be more vocal.
Ha-ha.
Good one. Yeah, I totally believe you're an atheist.
Or, well, hell, maybe you are. But ... damn, what IS the right strategy? One thing's for sure, sitting back and being quiet and polite has NOT WORKED.
It didn't work for African Americans, it didn't work for Jews, it didn't work for women. And it damned sure didn't work for gays.
After several thousand years of being hated, killed and suppressed by believers, I think it's time we gave ourselves the right to say, directly and honestly, and yes, sometimes confrontationally, that WE have rights and minds and freedoms too.
Including the right to a little harmless fun. Which this is.
better yet I think a banner
better yet I think a banner that read "JESUS ISN"T COMING" might cause more distress.
yeah
yeah... you suck christians. wooh, go radical jihadists muslims, alaaalalalalalalalalalalalah! death to americaaaaa!
Seems that . . .
...someone is a little unclear on the whole 'atheist' thing.
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Finally!
I've been surfin' the web for days now-not a comment board in sight.....what's a guy with nothing to say and no one to say it to gonna do??? I thought I might have to have a real conversation...you know, like a dialogue? Then I found this...like manna from heaven-like a cool breeze on a hot day-like a splash of water in a desert...well, ya get the picture, right, salvation, at last....Oh yeah....
PHOTOSHOPPED!!
(double exclamation points Patent Pending)
Amazing
You are a God. That is awesome!!!! I've so got to use that.
More ideas for pissing christians off
Check out this page Time Well Spent for some more antagonistic methods of taking it right back to christians...and yes I know that christian is usually spelt with capital-c usually, but not in My dictionary.
In this case, the capital-c is supposedly owed because of the word being a proper noun...but in my books there is nothing proper about christianity...that proposition, my friends is oxymoronic!
haha Kenny is amazing, I'm
haha Kenny is amazing, I'm so proud these guys are from Toronto and it's hilarious how upset people are getting, Kenny's winning this competition for sure.
classic
666 airplanes should be hired and have that message attached.
might get the message through to them