Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Certainly NSFW . . .
. . . but pretty damned funny. A little something to make up for my earlier grimness:
Yeah, I think that sums up the appeal for a lot of folks.
Jim Downey
(Via this comment on dKos.)
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So, there's no shame?
Well, heck, I've not only masturbated to Sarah Palin, I've masturbated to every Presidential/Vice Presidential candidate since Jimmy (sigh!) Carter!
It's nice to know I'm not alone.
Rob Miles
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There are only 10 types of people in the world;
those who understand binary and those who don't.
TMI,
Rob, TMI.
Jim Downey
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It's part 1 of my "Hot Alaska Nights" series
Based on that, I guess you wouldn't appreciate me e-mailing you my piece of Sarah/Bristol Palin erotica "Maternal Instincts" then.
Don't worry, I'll find someone else to proofread it. Somewhere.
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"Ponies are atheists, you know, technically."
- Me
Can't get it up for Sarah
Maybe I'm the only one, but I don't find Sarah Palin all that attractive. Certainly she is not hideous, I think she may even be slightly above average in the looks department. But as soon as she opens her mouth, that voice of her's turns me off completely. And of course, I find most of what she represents politically to be a huge turn off. It's sort of like when you meet somebody for the first time and they seem really cute but as you get to know them more they become ugly. That's how I feel about Sarah Palin.
The tectonic plates of the internet shift as a new word is born
She's like a buttaface, but her politics, not her face, are what really turns you off. I think there might be something to that…
Henceforth, forthwith and forevermore I, Sporkyy, in my capacity as the Opinionated Internet Provocateur Extraordinaire, officially declare Sarah Palin as the world's first… buttapolitics.
(That's my word now, nobody else can use it. Trademarks, copyrights and patents are all pending.)
Furthermore, as I have all of your attentions, I also would like to recognize Angie Harmon as the world's second buttapolitics. (Runner up is nothing to be ashamed of, just ask Sarah Palin.)
Everyone else should feel free to submit your own nominations.
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"Ponies are atheists, you know, technically."
- Me
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