
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Good lord.
This is such a bad joke that I should post it in the Confession Time discussion:
Let Your "Light" Shine For Christ This Christmas Season!
Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season to honor our Lord Jesus? Now you can.... with the "Original Christmas Cross" yard decoration.
Light up your front yard, porch, patio, driveway, business, organization or church this holiday season with a stunning Christmas cross.
As John Cole says:
Yes, thanks to the AFA, Christians everywhere can have their very own burning cross in their front yard for a mere $81.85, plus shipping and handling. Oddly enough, this does not seem to be a big seller in African American communities.
In all seriousness, I guess you can’t expect people who reject evolution, who think the world was created 6,000 years ago, and who think Adam and Eve roamed the world with dinosaurs to know anything about basic American history, can you?
Yeah, go take a look at this thing (go to Cole's site if you want to deprive the AFA of the traffic) - it looks just like a miniature Klan symbol.
Good lord.
Jim Downey


















Just wait for it ..
If the burning cross is available now can the FSM with writhing LED outlined tentacles be far behind?
Even at $89.99 it would be worth the investment! But in all honesty, I might wait 'til the boxing day sales.
The problem with both of these items is that they don't store in as small a box as my Atheists Empty-box-o-nothing.
That is just AWESOME!
It's a cross, and it's burning! It makes me want to invite Jesus into my heart right now!
Oh wait, it was just gas...
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