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What is the best way to protect yourself from bird flu if it mutates and no vaccine is available?
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on November 2, 2005 - 7:52am.
Wear a condom at all times. 10% (19 votes) Accept Jesus as your personal savior. 7% (14 votes) Stay at home and away from groups of people. 8% (16 votes) Wear a face mask. 3% (5 votes) Do not travel to Cambodia, China, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Thailand, or Vietnam. 4% (7 votes) Avoid touching surfaces where live poultry has been. 3% (6 votes) Wash your hands frequently. 8% (15 votes) Thoroughly cook your chicken. 0% (0 votes) All of the above. 7% (14 votes) All of the above except choices 1, 2, 3, and 4. 52% (103 votes) Total votes: 199 |
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