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What Does Thanksgiving Mean To You?
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on November 23, 2005 - 6:06am.
Turkey - and lots of it. Keep it coming and no one gets hurt. Except the turkey. 9% (23 votes) Spending time with my family and friends - and turkey. 31% (76 votes) Nothing. That no-talent asshole Adam Sandler ruined it for me years ago with his stupid turkey song. 6% (14 votes) Nothing. I live in a country other than America or Canada. Get over yourselves already. 18% (44 votes) Nothing. I am Canadian and you stupid, conceited Americans have ruined it by riding your obnoxious Yamaha Banshees around. 6% (15 votes) Football. And turkey. 6% (16 votes) I'm a vegan, so Thanksgiving means a barbaric slaughter of a noble, innocent, beautiful bird. You bastards! 3% (8 votes) I'm a turkey, so I think all you people are sick! What the heck is wrong with a spiral ham, for christ's sake? 8% (19 votes) What the hell is Thanksgiving? 5% (12 votes) I'm a Native American, so thanks a lot for taking away our land - then celebrating it every year, 8% (20 votes) Total votes: 247 |
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