What Does Thanksgiving Mean To You?

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Turkey - and lots of it. Keep it coming and no one gets hurt. Except the turkey.
9% (23 votes)
Spending time with my family and friends - and turkey.
31% (76 votes)
Nothing. That no-talent asshole Adam Sandler ruined it for me years ago with his stupid turkey song.
6% (14 votes)
Nothing. I live in a country other than America or Canada. Get over yourselves already.
18% (44 votes)
Nothing. I am Canadian and you stupid, conceited Americans have ruined it by riding your obnoxious Yamaha Banshees around.
6% (15 votes)
Football. And turkey.
6% (16 votes)
I'm a vegan, so Thanksgiving means a barbaric slaughter of a noble, innocent, beautiful bird. You bastards!
3% (8 votes)
I'm a turkey, so I think all you people are sick! What the heck is wrong with a spiral ham, for christ's sake?
8% (19 votes)
What the hell is Thanksgiving?
5% (12 votes)
I'm a Native American, so thanks a lot for taking away our land - then celebrating it every year,
8% (20 votes)
Total votes: 247
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