Jerry Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It

Brent Rasmussen's picture

Jerry Falwell, that paragon of religious insanity, has jumped on the "heresy!" "blasphemy!" bandwagon with all the other wackos in response to the movie adaptation of a poorly-written fictional novel about a poorly-written fictional religion that worships a poorly-written fictional deity.

But, there's one thing that old Jerr' says that I can really get behind!

[link] “If Christ is not God, then Christianity is non-existent,” Falwell said.

Newsflash, Jerry my man - Christ was not God and Christianity is non-existent. Grow up, get help, and check yourself into a mental institution before it's too late.

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Anonymous User's picture

da vinci code

I think the entire matter of Christ's genetic continence may be usefully deposited in the Bermuda Triangle.

AJ Milne's picture

Heh. I think my favourite

Heh. I think my favourite bit is his appalled reaction to the notion that his dear messiah might have actually... gasp... got married and had kids! Longer comment (and this would also be your trackback) is here.

MBains's picture

Excellent! lol!

paragon of religious insanity

That couldn't be either any more accurate OR hilarious!

At least ol' Jer is still a good barometer for Theinsanity Level in the Homeland. Gotta thank 'im for that much.

Heheheh...

a personally evolving organism

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