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Literal vs. figurative biblical interpretation: Does it matter?
A lot of believers, especially relatively intelligent believers, like to make a distinction between the literal interpretation of a holy work (e.g. The Bible, The Koran) and the interpreted or figurative Word of God. I'd like to explore that topic a little using the Bible. The reason a distinction is made in the first place is because a literal interpretation of the Bible is clearly not workable. This quote is from www.bible.com from the King James version.
Genesis 1:16 And God made the two great lights, the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; he made the stars also.
Just from this quote alone the literal interpretation of The Bible is out as a possibility. Clearly the “greater light” is a reference to the sun...and the “lesser light” would be the moon. The moon is not a light at all...it merely reflects our sun's light. Not only that, but every star in the universe should be categorized a “greater light”, and some more so than others since our sun is not of the brightest (nor dimmest) kind. This should be the end of the argument for the literal interpretation of The Bible. Clearly a deity who created the universe should understand and be able to explain to a human what the sun, moon and stars are and, in general, how they work. (more below the fold)
This should leave you with only one conclusion. The Bible cannot solely be taken literally...at best some parts are literal and some parts are figurative. Leaving room for interpretation of the rules to the whims of humans doesn't seem like a particularly good plan to me. You?
There are certainly parts of the Bible that cannot be taken figuratively. The laws in Leviticus for instance are certainly not figurative, and I think it's fun to point out that there are inconsistencies in what most “Christians” highlight from these passages. Please keep in mind that I live in Maryland and the Chesapeake Bay well known for the blue crab (some of you certainly see where I'm going with this).
1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them, 2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth. 3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat. 4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. 8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you. 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you
So...it's pretty clear from this passage that anyone eating shellfish, rabbit, pig etc here is in trouble because all of these things are unclean or an abomination. But there are very few Marylanders that I know of (aside from the allergic) that haven't at least TRIED crab and even fewer that have never had any bacon! Mmmmm...bacon! And yet, when it comes to homosexuality they glom on to the next passage from the same book of the Bible.
21 And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD. 22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
So why does homosexuality have a much greater stigma in American life than eating shellfish? (and really..what's with the ban on shellfish? Crab, shrimp, lobsters, clams, and oysters are SO tasty!) This part of the Bible really doesn't have anything that can be taken figuratively so it must be interpreted literally here and the passages are mere chapters apart...point made?
Now to address figurative interpretations of holy writ. See how silly it sounds? Interpreting the holy “Word of God”. The holy word of God is supposed to be (at the very least) inspired by God. If it is indeed the word of God, why would it need interpretation, but for man's need to manipulate one another? Why, in fact, would a just God even allow room for interpretation? Explanations for this could be provided, but not rationalizations; the explanations always boiling down to it being a matter of faith, trust, and/or belief in God. I know that there are those that will say that God and it's intentions are simply beyond the grasp of man. I'm not satisfied by that though, nor do I think that anyone should be satisfied with such a wishy-washy explanation.
I believe that any problem that man approaches with an open mind and a reasoned approach can be solved in time. A reasoned approach to life and everything is what makes us strong as a species not the literal or figurative reading of a 2000 year old book.

















Bah...leave the interpreting to those who actually care...
Hey Rick, nice article. And yeah, it's me.
I'm in a comparative world literature class at the moment -- "Hero Tales of the Mediterranean", to be precise -- and we've actually cracked the Old Testament a number of times. To be honest, I'm a bit bored with it. It's got the same ol' sweep of violence and sex, but without the enlightening sensibilities you get from folks like Livy and Plutarch (I'm reading those guys in another class).
I'm a settled atheist now, kinda past the days when I felt like getting a kick in on the odd stuff that some people accept as truth. However, I read the response above by Bogart and felt compelled to say something.
So, to answer your question, no, it doesn't matter. Arguing about interpretation is giving far too much weight to a text that hasn't earned any inherent right to a presumption of truth, figurative or literal. It's a concatenation of story-telling hits from the Bronze and Iron Ages, flattened crudely into some form of narrative.
Bogart's reply above was pretty interesting. I think he rightly illustrates that, within the paradigm (I wish we could retire that word) of believers, these apparent contradictions can be rationalized. They don't necessarily compel either a literal or figurative reading; that decision will have already been made in response to some other criteria: denomination, education level, etc.
Hmm. Waxing prolix. My point: why bother getting down in the mud and arguing interpretation? Bogart is right: smart people have spent years constructing clever rationalizations for their beliefs, even if it came to questionable hair-splittings. Informed believers generally win that argument. So why do it?
Personally, I read it like I read Gilgamesh: with some interest in what it can tell us about life in those distant days, and without any presumption of truth. Why should the Biblical texts be treated any differently?
Figurative Biblical Interpretation
Rick U, interpreting the Bible as a work of literature leads to the conclusion that the concept of God itself is merely a special kind of metaphor called personification. Because God itself is a mere metaphor, I have no problem interpreting the Bible figuratively, even as a atheist. Of course, I don't pretend that any literary work, much less the Bible in particular, has all the answers to the complex questions that arise in life.
Good point
That's a point I didn't consider. You could view it figuratively as a regular piece of literature...just not as the figurative word of God. I should have been more clear. Thanks!
the sun stood still.
In Joshua 10:12 Joshua made the sun stand still so the Israelites would have time to finish slaughtering their enemies. To someone living 3,000 years ago it would look as if the sun and moon traveled across the sky in turn, therefore, having the sun stand still would, to them, cause the day to be prolonged. Hopefully we know better than this now. But, the point is wouldn't an all-knowing God know that that would not work? If the Bible is the divinely inspired word of God it should not contain inaccuracies such as this. Even three thousand years ago God would have known better.
Congress loves Pork
There seems to be a number of smug comments being passed back and forth on these matters that, owing to their display of ignorance, are examples of nothing more then pettiness. There is a long tradition of discussion about kosher, homosexuality and various other human acts that those who seriously follow the laws of the Bible consider as abominations. People with a far greater whit and intellect then any of our minds display conducted these discussions many times in the past. So, before we choose to disregard these ideas and sit comfortably tied to our paradigm I suggest looking a little deeper into past discussions about these subjects.
As regards kosher... Only Jews must follow the laws of kosher. As a matter of Biblical fact all the 613 acts described in Leviticus were given to the Children of Israel and the keeping of these laws are all that these Hebrews were "Chosen" for. There is no reason given for these laws other then god having told the Children of Israel that these laws must be followed. It has nothing to do with diseases passed by these animals nor do people need scientific reasons for their acts. The theory that pork and shell fish are forbidden because of health concerns are theories put forth by modern folk who are stuck in their paradigm and haven’t thought outside their own smug sense of rightness since obtaining their grammar school certificate.
On the other hand, the laws that forbid homosexual behavior were given, according to the Bible, to Noah. They were given to him with another six laws that included the law against murder, incest, eating a live animal (in other words, taking the leg of an animal and eating it while it lived) and the establishment of courts to judge those accused of these laws. These laws are meant to be kept by all mankind. So, to recount, the Mosaic laws are for the Children of Israel (Jews) while the Noahtic laws are for the Children of Adam (All humans). This explains why most Americans are free of hypocrisy when they eat yummy crabs but refuse to fuck ass.
So, feel free to read through the head-ach the Bible gives you before sharing an opinion about what it says.
As for interpretation, lets take for instance Kosher. Judges in a Jewish court must come to decisions regarding utensils. If a utensil is used with meat can it then be used with milk? The precedent set by the judges is that porous material must go through a certain cleaning process after it has been used on meat before it can be used on milk products and vice versa. But, non-porous materials can go from meat to milk so long as visual residue has been washed away. So, interpretation of the Bible is required because it leaves room for such inventions as Tupperware and Styrofoam without actually alluding to either.
The Biblical laws that require interpretation are those that tend to involve the relationship between people. Since history shows us that man develops a variety of responses to people within a dynamic and modulating cultural pool these human interactions require human interpretation that suite the times. Also, most people are stupid and can't even follow a basic law such as; don't cross on a red light. So, you hope to set very smart people into leadership roles and due to their example, their discussions and their judgment the people might live a more ordered existence. This hope often fails.
I believe that any problem that man approaches with an open mind and a reasoned approach can be solved in time. A reasoned approach to life and everything is what makes us strong as a species not the literal or figurative reading of a 2000 year old book.I suppose even you require faith. This paragraph is nothing if not a declaration of faith and I can site examples where open minds and reasoned approaches have yet to solve many of our problems. I'm not saying you are wrong per say but how is this faith based on the ideas of one many thousands of years old book from Greece (Aristotle's works) so much more meaningful then faith on ideas based on a more then three thousand year old collection of books from Israel? No matter how much you would like to pick and choose the flavors your culture comes in there is no denying that all your ideas, all your beliefs and all your trivial reasoning are reruns of episodes in our culture that have occurred dozens of not hundreds of times. Read the works of the faithful and faithless in the past and you will discover a wealth of ideas that discuss these issues at much greater depth then the simple incantations recited from the Internet or the History Channel.
If anyone requires some suggested reading on the subject I will respond.
Many Miles, Many Shoes
BoNo
Nah
"This paragraph is nothing if not a declaration of faith and I can site [sic] examples where open minds and reasoned approaches have yet to solve many of our problems."
Wrong. Faith is believing in something for which there is no proof. There's proof for days that empiricism works. And the fact that you can cite unsolved problems says nothing, given that Rick U stated he believed any problem "can be solved in time." Accordingly, an unsolved problem is no contradiction.
Activist Judges
BoNo,
Perhaps not exactly on topic, but I took your advice read up on the Noahic Code. From my research, they are derived from Genisis 9: 1-17 and were codified by a rabbinical council.
All I can say is that if this council were a modern federal court they would be, and in my opinion rightly so, chastised for being an activist court.
Firstly homosexuality is not mentioned at all. The only thing I could figure is that they stretched "be fruitful and multiply" to imply it, but with today's technology (frozen sperm banks, artificial insemination, invitro, etc.) one could certainly live up to the code from any sexual orientation up to and including pure chastity. Incest, by the way, in and of itself, could comply with the directive.
But perhaps my favorite is the establishment of courts and governments to enforce these laws. Wow, what a stretch. Let's take the even the most literal one for example:
Does this require a government and court? I contend neither. In fact I am not even sure if it is directing a codified behavior or merely stating what the common social consequence for the act might be. But, in either case, it requires neither a government nor a court to carry out. In fact, among many Native American tribes, tribal courts did not undertake murder cases. They were left to the families of the victims to take revenge on the perpetrator. This also would appear to be in perfect keeping with the passage without having to stretch the interpretation to allow more big government.
So literal vs figurative? My vote on this one; activist.
Faith
Believe it or not my next major write up will be on exactly this subject.
Yet some insist
But some, like Jerry Falwell, insist that "The bible is inerrant...the word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." As the post suggests, this is patently absurd. Others, such as R.J. Rushdoony, have said that if any part of the Bible is not taken to be absolute truth, then none of it is; and there is no need for salvation. (And Rushdoony's cult does have a liking for Levitican law, as seen in articles advocating stoning disobedient children and other foolishness.)
People like these would say of course it matters, because otherwise their entire worldview would be shattered. They must suffer, without realizing it, a never-ending denial of what their senses and inborn reasoning would show to be true.
(And by the way, the best crab cakes I used to get in Baltimore were made from crabmeat shipped in from the Gulf.)
"(And by the way, the best
"(And by the way, the best crab cakes I used to get in Baltimore were made from crabmeat shipped in from the Gulf.)"
Heretic.
Allowing for the moment that Moses even wrote the thing,
... I can just imagine Moses, awakening from one of 'those' wierd dreams that every man has had at least a few times. His eyes snap open; he is alone and it is dark. His heart is pounding and little Mr. Moses is calling for attention. Maybe the patriarch finishes the job, maybe not. Finally he shakes his head and asks "What the sheol was that all about?!
Next day he dictates to his amenuensis; "And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind..."
OK I'm going straight to sheol...
law of idiocy
This reminds me why I never even got into reading the Bible: 10 seconds with the King James makes my head hurt (it's like trying to read a text book in a foreign language). I know that the pig was forbidden because it could carry some pretty deadly diseases, and cooking over an open fire I guess the ancient Jews couldn't cook their food to a hot enough temperature. Shellfish I think were similar in that they could carry diseases (that and the poor Jews weren't blessed with crab, shrimp and lobster). I think camels went into the same category as horses as "too valuable to eat".
I think that people are more up in arms about the homosexuality things in the bible because they are using them to justify their own feelings that they would never sleep with someone of their own sex as something other than purely instinctual.
yay for kosher
I agree. The laws about pigs and shellfish make sense to me.If you're a patriarch you want your people to avoid trichinosis and those months you can't eat shellfish. You don't know particularly WHY pigs and shellfish make your people sick sometimes, because you're not really of a scientific mind to connect low heat or certain months of the year, so you tell them to stay away from them completely. I don't know why the hate for rabbits, though.
Funnily enough Cat
Funnily enough Cat the King James version also threw my spell checker into fits.