Get Behind Jesus!

Looks like the atheists worst nightmare just changed from bananas to dog ass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4&eurl=

www.dailyawesome.com

Dear Friends,
I've just shown this to some religious believers and they had the most interesting reactions to it.

Almost to a person, they could NOT look at the picture of the dog's butt. Well they looked and then turned away or fled the room.

I think this presents some interesting insights that should be examined.

1) Because I'd implanted in their heads the idea that Jesus would appear on a dog's butt, that's what they saw. If I'd not made this connection for them, they most likely would have seen just a dog's butt and not been offended religiously. If I'd claimed it was Allah or Muhammad on the dog's butt, I bet they would have had no problem looking at the picture.

2) They couldn't see past the mental image implanted in their heads. I mean, come on, it was a picture of a dog's butt and nothing more. A person's religious sensibilities should NOT be offended by that. Even if it were an actual image on the dog's butt, doesn't that mean the omnipotent, omnescient (sp?) Creator of the Universe, put his own image there? Shouldn't my religious friends feel obligated to look at the dog's butt?

3) Putting the two items above together, we have proof that most people fear their god and therefore religion is a tool to make people fearful. This despite claims that god is a loving god. My religious friends feared offending god with their thoughts and so couldn't look at the picture. All these people could talk about afterwards was how they were glad they hadn't been the one to bring up the image as if god were going to smite me for doing so. They were actually fearful the lightning would start landing around us or that the lights might go out at any moment.

I wish Bill Mahr (sp?) would grab ahold of this and do a man in the street segment on his show exploring the psychology of this. One segment asking people what they see (answer: a dog's butt). Another segment implying an image of Muhammed and ask if they see it (maybe, but little reaction). A third segment saying its an image of Christ and note the reaction.

He could then explain to the people at home the psychology and cover the points above.

I laughed out loud at this for several minutes. The image is uncanny.

I'm imagining people gathering outside the owner's house, burning candles and praying. And then, after someone realizes that if this is the real face of Jesus, what comes out of it must be blessed, they break down the back fence and swarm in with pooper-scoopers.

This site is a joke, right?? This can't be serious.

It's confirmed: Jesus really did spew shit after all.

That made me laugh.

I thought he was a Horses Ass, now we're supposed to believe he's a dog's ass? Those religious folks, they'll have you believe just about anything. ;-)

Those who ask the most questions, have the most answers. - ARB (1991)

And I always thought Jesus was a horse's ass.

Jesus is an asshole

How does one go about publically announcing this? "Hey, you won't believe what I saw while I was staring at my dog's ass the other day..."

http://tedblog.typepad.com/tedblog/2006/11/skeptic_founder.html#

"I saw Jesus on the backside of my Coon-hound,
And it truly was a thrillin' sight to see...
The dog's tail waved, and I knew that I was Saved,
When I saw my Blessed Saviour wink at me !!"

(Yes... I know the picture is of a Terrier. But every dog has this same pattern, and "Coon-hound" parsed better than "Terrier Mix".)