
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Ugly Stereotypes
We've all heard the stereotypes that are thrown about so callously. Jews are rich. Black men have unusually large coupling gear. Gay men swish when they walk and lisp when they talk. Rednecks are stupid. Asians are smart. Women are bad drivers. All men think about is sex.
Atheists are evil.
Nowadays, most journalists and news organizations conscientiously avoid perpetuating stereotypes like the ones listed above because they are not generally true and can be incredibly bigoted and hurtful to the people targeted with their broad brush. They avoid it - except for the last one.
Atheists have become the new whipping boy of choice here in America. We have supplanted the dreaded "liberal" in the minds of a conservative majority as domestic enemy number one, ranking somewhere below middle-eastern terrorists in the "people I wouldn't want my daughter or son to marry" list.
Incredibly vile, bigoted, hurtful statements are thrown around about what atheists do or don't do, how they live their lives (amorally), how they "hate god", and how they are just plain Evil with a capital "E".
Of course, the fact that none of this is true in the general sense does not seem to make much of a difference to the people continuing these types of harmful stereotypes. Individual atheists may or may not be evil, or immoral, just like individual theists can be evil or immoral. Atheism and theism does not indicate any of those characteristics in any way, shape, or form. The words simply indicate the presence or absence of god-belief in a human being - and nothing else. To say that "atheists kicked God out of school," is just as silly and just as bigoted as saying "Jews killed Christ", and for exactly the same reasons.
Atheists are the last minority group in America that it is OK, and even encouraged, to discriminate against.
Take for example the Republican Party of Texas. They recently called Ben Franks, the Democratic nominee for a seat on the 6th Court Of Appeals a "professed atheist".
[Law.com] The Austin-based Republican Party of Texas played the religion card in a Sept. 21 online newsletter. As alleged in the newsletter, Texarkana solo E. Ben Franks, Democratic nominee for a seat on the 6th Court of Appeals, "is reported to be a professed atheist" and apparently believes the Bible is a "collection of myths.'"
Jebus. Replace "atheist" with "communist" and it feels a whole lot like McCarthy Red Baiting back in the 50s. The sad part is that this strategy will probably work.
The Dickson Herald, a small newspaper serving Dikson County, Tennessee, writes a story about a Russian judge who visited Dickson County recently. The headline for the story which was reported as actual news?
"Russian judge shows compassion after God enters her life"
She never, ever showed compassion before she started hearing voices in her head? Not once? I find that very difficult to believe. Sounds like tabloid sensationalism to me.
[link] Before God came into her heart, Chief Justice Gulnara Belenkaya was a diehard communist atheist.
But, she said God began speaking to her after a serious car accident and how she views the people who come before her in court.
Belenkaya, a born-again Christian, recently spent several days in Dickson County talking about her conversion and spoke Monday at the Charlotte Courthouse annex. As the American equivalent of a Circuit Court of Appeals judge, she said prior to her conversion she had always believed the people appearing before her were guilty.
She would sentence them and then go on about her life, never giving a thought to what might happen to them in prison.
But at Monday’s presentation, she told of a man who she had sentenced for killing someone and after her conversion, of how she went to his cell to pray with him and tell him that God loved him.
Let me tell you something - if she was a heartless, cruel bitch before she went insane and started hearing voices in her head and praying with convicted murderers, then it wasn't because of her "atheism" - it was because she was a heartless, cruel bitch. Now she's a crazy heartless cruel bitch who mixes church and state all together and piously preaches from the bench. Yep, that's sure better than an objective, logical secular judge who can fairly look at all sides of a case and render a fair sentence in accordance with the law.
"The Devil made me do it" doesn't fly with me. Take some responsibility for yourself for a change, Chief Justice Belenkaya. Quit blaming your own mistakes on imaginary friends.
If we don't get a handle on this discrimination against atheists by good old regular Joe and Jane American, we could very well be heading into a period of "Godless Baiting". And with the suspension of habeas corpus, and the inability of people to recover court costs on First Amendment violation cases, are "Atheist Internment Camps" complete with "re-training" techniques like waterboarding far behind?
Yeah, I know. Probably not. Am I paranoid? You bet I'm paranoid. I'm not an idiot and I can see the way the wind is blowing. I just don't want to be caught sleeping when the other shoe drops.

















Atheist are acutely aware of right and wrong --
And besides - who sane among is is not an atheist!!!????
All sane "BELIEVERS" with a modicum of intelligence and real world knowledge act as atheists would act in real world situations. Ergo they are for all practical purposes ATHEISTS. They would deny the label, but call a spade a spade. You are as you do, not as you profess. Eventually the societal forces that drive people to say "I am a [plug in any NON-atheist label]" will lose their grip. People will eventually admit to themselves and the world:
• we have nothing but ourselves,
• we must cooperate and respect ourselves and others to survive,
• good things happen because good people work hard to make them happen,
• bad things (things under human control) happen because good people fail and let them happen.
no god involved; no god necessary... thank you very much!
head bump
So godlessness makes people too stupid to read the Consti-frickin-tution, but a bump on the head, a Jesus in ones heart, clears up the question of whether there is lawfully any "presumed innocence" or "presumed guilt"?
Pathetic.
tantum religio potuit suadere malorum
Lucretius
National Coming Out Day
I was thinking of writing a post earlier about this, but it fits well in this diary, so...
Today, it seems, is "National Coming Out Day" for people who are GLBT. There was a very good diary on dKos earlier on the topic. And reading in that, it seems to me that about the closest thing that I can equate telling people "I am an atheist" would have to be "I am G/L/B/T" - though since I am none of those I can only imagine.
There is a big difference, of course. For most of us, atheism (of whatever flavor) was a choice, arrived at through conscious deliberation and consideration, whereas I believe that those who find a sexual orientation/inclination off the societal norm are reacting to a basic wiring issue - that is to say, they don't "decide" that they are gay, lesbian, whatever.
But it seems that we could draw inspiration and a template from the GLBT community: coming out to those in our family, friends, people in our workplace in order to show that there are plenty of good, decent, normal atheists. This way we would break the stereotype, and get people thinking of us as people, individuals, rather than some straw man put up by those who fear free thought.
When Brent and I discussed my doing a bit of writing here on UTI, the question of whether I wanted to do so under my own name came up, since the implications can have far-reaching effects. I decided to go with my real name, and further, to start letting people know that I was blogging here upon occasion, by putting the url for UTI in my .sig for all email. Now, my closest friends knew of my inclinations in this area. And so do a couple of family members. But for the others, well let's just say that I've had to issue a few warnings so people don't get completely blind-sided. And that is for the good - if these people respect me for who I am and what I have accomplished, then they will not be able to completely discount atheism as inherently evil.
One at a time, friends, one at a time. That is how we will change their attitudes about us.
Jim Downey
"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Coming Out
Jim, I had the experience 20 years or so back of going to a natural hot spring with friends. Clothing optional.
The rest of them shucked off their clothes and jumped in, but I had the hardest time doing that. Instead, I brought a swimsuit that I changed into -- in the car.
It happened again on the second visit. And on the third. But on that third visit, I got gutsy enough to slip my suit off after I was in the water and put it up on the bank.
I never wore it again. And I discovered that it was nothing at all to be nude in a natural hot spring. I thought it would be a big deal, but it wasn’t. After a very brief break-in period, nobody even notices.
Ditto for “coming out” as an atheist. Admittedly, I live in upstate New York, which isn’t so freaky about religion. And admittedly I work at a newspaper, where you can even say “fuck” out loud on occasion and not get a second glance.
But ... I thought it would be a big deal, and it wasn’t.
If the subject comes up in conversation elsewhere, I can now freely talk about it. In fact, I’ve gotten into conversations with a number of younger people, and I’m surprised at the high percentage of them who’ve said they too have doubts about their religion, and were already more than halfway to atheism.
I’m moving more and more into actively trying to persuade people into it. And after all the years it took me to get here, all the thinking I put into it, I feel confident I could hold my own in a conversation – or even an argument – with any halfway-reasonable person.
As I’ve said before, I think we MUST become more visible. More verbal. At the very least, I’ve promised myself that nobody’s going to get away with slandering atheists while I’m around.
Anybody reading this, slip your suit off. Jump in. You’ll be surprised how quickly you get used to it.
Once you give up the timidity, you’ll also be surprised at how quickly you grow into an immense comfort with your own mind. There’s something really powerful about knowing you figured out this Big Question on your own, with just your own mental faculties and with less than no help.
You’ll also be surprised at how many others are there with you.
And if anybody DOES think less of you for it, realize this: There’s something wrong with THEM. Not you.
Well said.
Hank, well said. And I would second your advice to others - for most of my life (I'm 48) I described myself simply as "not being a person of faith", maintaining a modicum of modesty with the swimsuit of agnosticism (to work from your anecdote). But some time back, in response to the push from the religious right, I started describing myself simply as atheist, and it was indeed freeing.
Jim Downey
"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Atheists are Moral
Atheists are probably the most honest and moral people there are. WE are the only ones who know that this is it...that this is our one chance to do good. No second chances in the afterlife, if we slip up.
What do people think exists in an afterlife anyway? Our bodies decompose along with our brain & neural networks etc etc that allow thought processes..what do they think is left?...or could they be more specific about what constitutes a non thinking spirit?
Might be interesting to have a chart that shows how many incarcerated killers/robbers etc are capital C Christians or other religions (god believers) vs avowed thinking atheists.
That might make a thought provoking study.
Evergreen
The breakdown on prison
The breakdown on prison inmates has been done by the Justice Department.
http://www.holysmoke.org/icr-pri.htm
http://www.adherents.com/misc/adh_prison.html
If an update is desired this page
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/
provides a contact point.