
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Blog Against Theocracy
Illinois State Rep. Thinks It's Dangerous For Kids To Know Atheism Exists
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on April 4, 2008 - 6:48am.One of our favorite guys, Rob Sherman, testified before the Illinois House State Government Administration Committee on Wednesday related to Gov. Rod Blagojevich's proposed $1 million grant intended for Pilgrim Baptist Church, and was blindsided by wackjob theocrat Rep. Monique Davis who seems to think that atheists don't have any right to exist, and that we are "dangerous to children".
[link] Davis: I don’t know what you have against God, but some of us don’t have much against him. We look forward to him and his blessings. And it’s really a tragedy -- it’s tragic -- when a person who is engaged in anything related to God, they want to fight. They want to fight prayer in school.
I don’t see you (Sherman) fighting guns in school. You know?
I’m trying to understand the philosophy that you want to spread in the state of Illinois. This is the Land of Lincoln. This is the Land of Lincoln where people believe in God, where people believe in protecting their children.… What you have to spew and spread is extremely dangerous, it’s dangerous--
Sherman: What’s dangerous, ma’am?
Davis: It’s dangerous to the progression of this state. And it’s dangerous for our children to even know that your philosophy exists! Now you will go to court to fight kids to have the opportunity to be quiet for a minute. But damn if you’ll go to [court] to fight for them to keep guns out of their hands. I am fed up! Get out of that seat!
Sherman: Thank you for sharing your perspective with me, and I’m sure that if this matter does go to court---
Davis: You have no right to be here! We believe in something. You believe in destroying! You believe in destroying what this state was built upon.
You can listen to the whole sordid thing here.
(Tip of the ballcap to Twitter and Hemant!)
Ordered To Pray
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on March 27, 2008 - 6:36am.A Christian theocracy in our country? How can you say that? You civil libertarians are all crazy!
[link] Witnesses said the presiding judge, Covington County Circuit Judge M. Ashley McKathan, told some 100 people, including members of the Morning Star Missionary Baptist Church and other spectators and officials gathered for a conference regarding the church records case, to join hands in a circle as he prayed.
At one point, witnesses said, the judge fell to his knees.
Pfft. What's the big deal? A judge orders more than a hundred people in a state courtroom to gather in a prayer circle while he falls to his knees and prays. Who cares? What, are you some sort of atheist commie pinko?
World Ordered New
Submitted by carloco on March 7, 2008 - 5:26pm.Hello, I'm reeling with a lot of new ideas gathered from you people, and this is a rewrite of my first blog entry which basically sucked.
Here's one of the main reasons I came here.
My brain was altered by the Methodists' "dogmagicians" starting when I was almost 6 years old.
Before then, my agnostic dad kept religion out of my life and off my back, but my mother couldn't live with herself, let alone anyone else, so she split and I got moved into her parents' home and church.
Something has to give, when the people you love and trust tell you with a straight face that a guy was killed and then a few days later, he woke up and walked out of the tomb and flew up to heaven where he's been hanging out ever since, waiting for the big day.
So what exactly is it that gives?
Kids in the cult I was forced into get the dogma drill around 5 or 6, by which time they've begun to feel good about their ability to figure things out for themselves.
Huck's Theocracy
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on January 16, 2008 - 8:51am.It's official. Huckabee wants to amend the Constitution to bring it into "God's standards".
[link] "[Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards," Huckabee said, referring to the need for a constitutional human life amendment and an amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman.
Huckabee often refers to the need to amend the constitution on these grounds, but he has never so specifically called for the Constitution to be brought within "God's standards," which are themselves debated amongst religious scholars. As a closing statement he asked the room of nearly 500 supporters to "pray and then work hard, and in that order," to help him secure a victory in Tuesday's GOP primary.
We are in deep trouble if this lunatic gets elected. Get out and vote, folks. Anyone is better than this guy. It absolutely floors me that in this day and age a Presidential candidate can make a statement like this - and be dead serious. This country is teetering on the brink, and will self-destruct if a religious fanatic like Huckabee is elected to the Presidency. It is up to us to stop it.
Damn. This scares the crap out of me.
(Video below the fold.)
Baptists For Brownback 2008
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on August 4, 2007 - 8:11am.Giving Landover Baptist a run for their money! Baptists For Brownback 2008!
[link] Today, in an America filled with adulterers and baby-killers, an even worse sinner casts a shadow over them all—the atheist. Yet atheists are difficult to spot. They hide their sinister cult behind masks of smiles, science and soft, pleasant voices. Your next door neighbor might be an atheist. You just can’t tell.
Imagine if it was simple to identify atheists and their tainted works. Would it not be grand? Think how much easier it would be to protect your children’s eyes, ears and souls from atheists’ influences if their websites, books, movies and yes, even their very clothes, were clearly labeled with a bright scarlet “A”.
Curses! Those godly folks have somehow conspired to place one of those scarlet "A"s on UTI as well! Now if I can only keep UTI from being listed on their Hellbound list... **shakes fist**
Small Town Theocracy
Submitted by Brent Rasmussen on July 3, 2007 - 12:24pm.Citizens of Hesperia, California, Mayor Rita Vogler knows what religion you should be - and by God, she's going to use your money to enforce it by fighting any church/state separation suit that gets filed against the city for installing a "In God We Trust" sign in the City Council chambers.
[link] "Obviously, I won't go crazy with taxpayer dollars, but I think it's time for cities and states and counties to stand up for who we are,"
So, Mayor Vogler wants to use *other people's* money to "stand up" for who SHE thinks "we are".
Well, golly! I always wanted a Mayor to tell me what religion I should be, and how to express myself religiously - you know, through the power of the government, using MY OWN MONEY.
I mean, goodness gracious! It takes all the worry out of it when all I have to do is follow the religion that the government tells me to follow, not to mention having to pay for the privilege!
You see, that is the essence of concept of the separation of church and state. THAT is where it crosses the line from simple acknowledgment to government endorsement.
Mayor Vogler, you have just told all of the non-Christian citizens in your city that they are second-class, not worthy of consideration, and beneath your contempt - except as cash machines to finance your little theocratic power trip.
Heheheh... Good luck with that!
















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